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About Me

HANG ON TO YOUR HATS, GRAND ADVENTURERS, FOR A LEGENDARY TALE OF DARING DO! FORGED FROM THE FLAMES OF FANTASY AND NURTURED AT THE NIPPLE OF NECESSITY TO COMBAT THE CHAOTIC CALVARY OF CALAMITY! I STRIVE TO PRESERVE THE DELICATE BALANCE BETWEEN GOOD AND EVIL AND USE THE FORCE TO DETERMINE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN KNOWLEDGE AND WISDOM. I ENJOY FEEDING MY VICES, WHICH INCLUDE BUT ARE BUT LIMITED TO COFFEE, CIGARETTES, BOOZE, POT, AND CUTE GIRLS. I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT MUSIC, GENERALLY THE LOUD, OBNOXIOUS TYPE BUT I LIKE TO SWITCH IT UP. (SEE MUSIC SECTION) IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT'S NEVER LIED TO ME AND NEVER LET ME DOWN. I'M COMPLETELY ADDICTED TO THRIFT STORES.

My Interests

MUSIC, MOVIES, BOOKS, CAFFIENE, BOOZE, CLASSIC KICKS, LEVIS, BIKES, BOARDS, TRIANGLE PANCAKES, JELLY BEANS, THE IRRESISTABLE COMBINATION OR CHOCOLATE AND PEANUT BUTTER, TWIZZLERS, ANIMALS, CUTE CHICKS, ROBOTS, MONKEYS, MAYHEM, P B AND J SAMMICHES AND ROCK AND MOTHERFUCKIN ROLL!!!!

I'd like to meet:

SOMEONE WITH A BIG BAG OF MONEY WITH MY NAME ON IT.

Music:

In no particular order and definitely not limited to ...DESCENDENTS-BAD RELIGION-JAWBREAKER-ELVIS COSTELLO-HUSKER DU-VANDALS-7 SECONDS-TURBO A.C.'s-BOUNCING SOULS-BLACK FLAG-CIRCLE JERKS-THE DAMNED-ANTI FLAG-AC/DC-RUN DMC-LIBERTINES-TAKING BACK SUNDAY-STRIKE ANYWHERE-HELMET-HI FI AND THE ROADBURNERS-HOT SNAKES-RFTC-DRIVE LIKE JEHU-JETS TO BRAZIL-JIMMY EAT WORLD- BIG BAD VOODOO DADDY-JOYKILLER-LAGWAGON-LESS THAN JAKE-TSOL-D.I.-ME FIRST-MERMEN-STORY OF THE YEAR-MISFITS-BOSSTONES-MINOR THREAT-MILES DAVIS-JURASSIC 5-BLONDIE-TRANSPLANTS-JAY Z-DISTILLERS-DROPKICK MURPHYS-FACE TO FACE-AGNOSTIC FRONT-DICK DALE-CASUALTIES-ROYAL CROWN REVUE-BLINK 182-POLICE-OSCAR PETERSON-CHERRY VALANCE-THE CLASH-VINES-CRAMPS-DEAD KENNEDYS-SEAWEED-SAMIAM-EXPLOITED-FU MANCHU- BIG RUDE JAKE-AGENT ORANGE-GOOD RIDDANCE-FUGAZI-GANG GREEN-JOHNNY CASH-HIVESTEEN IDOLS-FINCH-BUDDY RICH-WU TANG-METALLICA-DONNAS-X-TALKING HEADS-THE JAM-GERMS-GOLDFINGER-HELLACOPTERS-NASHVILLE PUSSY-REVEREND HORTON HEAT-DAG NASTY-NOFX-PENNYWISE-SCREECHING WEASEL-DEATH THREAT-ELVIS-BAD BRAINS- SICK OF IT ALL-GUTTERMOUTH-SUPERCHUNK-BEASTIE BOYS-BUZZCOCKS-THE WHO-ZEPPELIN-KINKS-ARETHA FRANKLIN-STEVIE WONDER-GREEN DAY-RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINENO MOTIV-AT THE DRIVE IN-SPARTA-ALKALINE TRIO-ALL-D4-TAKING BACK SUNDAY-MILLENCOLIN-NEW BOMB TURKS-MOONEY SUZUKI-MEDESKI MARTIN & WOOD-THURSDAY-THRICE-UNWRITTEN LAW-RISE AGAINST-CHILI PEPS-RANCID-SOCIAL DPROPAGANDHI-WHITE STRIPES-CYPERSS HILL-YOUTH BRIGADE-THR USED-SETZER-STRAY CATS-SENSEFIELD-SUICIDE MACHINES-PAINT IT BLACK-WARZONE-TILT-SUGAR-ICE CUBE-THE ROOTS-BUSTA RHYMES-SNOOP-BLACKSTAR-STRUNG OUT... Generally punk, hardcore, greaser, garage, hip hop,old country, old soul, jazz, and film scores, and tons of other shit.

Movies:

REIGN OF FIRE, BLADE RUNNER, FIGHT CLUB, PSYCHO, BOONDOCK SAINTS, ALIEN, ALIENS, THE 13TH WARRIOR, PI, DEEP BLUE SEA, KUNG FU FLICKS ESPECIALLY FIVE DEADLY VENOMS, USUAL SUSPECTS, PULP FICTION, HULK, SPIDERMAN, ANY ARNOLD ACTION MOVIE, BOUND, FARENHEIT 451,THE MAD MAX FLICKS, REQUIEM FOR A DREAM, 6TH SENSE, THE LAST MAN ON EARTH, BOWLING FOR COLUMBINE, EVENT HORIZON, MATRIX, STARSHIP TROOPERS, THE SECRETARY, 12 MONKEYS, A CLOCKWORK ORANGE, PITCH BLACK, GOODFELLAS, DUNE, MEMENTO, STAR WARS TRILOGY, ALL LORD OF THE RINGS FILMS, DONNIE DARKO, 28 DAYS LATER, SHAOLON SOCCER, PITCH BLACK, TAXI DRIVER, ETERNAL SUNSHINE, RAGING BULL, TRUMAN SHOW, BATMAN, NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS, MONTE PYTHON FILMS, EDWARD SISSORHANDS, TRAINSPOTTING, RONIN, OFFICE SPACE, SILVERADO, GREEN MILE, KING KONG, THE FRENCH CONNECTION, KING OF NEW YORK, THE DEAD ZONE, A CLOCKWORK ORANGE, AND ANY MOVIE WITH A GUY IN A RUBBER SUIT STOMPING TOKYO

Television:

SIMPSONS, SMALLVILLE, ADULT SWIM, FAMILY GUY, JEOPARDY, PBS, THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL, ANIMAL PLANET, THE NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC CHANNEL.

Books:

THE ART OF WAR, SUN-TSU; THE NAKED APE, DESMOND MORRIS; THE ORIGIN OF THE SPECIES , DARWIN; JAWS, BENCHLEY; ANYTHING BY NEIL GAIMAN ESPECIALLY AMERICAN GODS, I AM LEGEND, MATHESON; GRENDEL, JOHN GARDNER; THE TAO OF PHYSICS, FRITJOV CAPRA; TRAINSPOTTING, IRVING WELSH; PETER BENCHLY; STEVE ALTEN;PRESTON AND CHILD; THE ONCE AND FUTURE KING, T. H. WHITE; CHUCK PALAHNIUK.

Heroes:

TURKEY AND SWISS, PLEASE WITH A PICKLE ON THE SIDE...AND MAYBE SOME CHIPS.

My Blog

THE CHEESE

FOR SOME REASON, I FEEL THE URGE TO CHEEZE OUT AND POST SOME SONG LYRICS IN MY BLOG. BUT THESE HAVE STUCK IN MY MIND AS OF LATE. ALL THE BULLSHIT THAT I SEE SO MUCH I CAN'T BELIEVE GROWN MAN JU...
Posted by MARK. on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 10:51:00 PST

Seemed like a good idea at the time...

You know the deal, bitches. Copy, paste, answer, aim, shoot. 1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. Do you have a crush on me?5. Would you kiss me?6. Give me a nickname and e...
Posted by MARK. on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 01:12:00 PST

Just Tooooooooo Creepy.

Once again the Voice horoscopes hits the nail on the head. This is getting too creepy. I posted the Flippin the Bird blog a few days ago. Heres what the Voice printed today& TAURUS 3/30 The...
Posted by MARK. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FLIPPIN' THE BIRD

I'M MAKING A COLLECTION THAT I'D LIKE YOUR (PLURAL) HELP WITH. IF ANYONE HAS PHOTOS OF CELEBRITIES OR ROCK STARS (NOT YOU OR YOUR BUDDIES, UNLESS, OF COURSE, THEY'RE ROCK STARS OR FAMOUS PEOPLE) FLIPP...
Posted by MARK. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ain't that the truth.

These are a few quotes i gathered up and thought them pretty much on point. enjoy! "I like children - fried." - W.C. Fields "life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables ...
Posted by MARK. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Dark Side beckons me...

My horoscope from the Village Voice this week. TAURUS (April 20May 20): All of us have a dark sidea part of our psyches that is unripe, a bit crazed, and out of sync with our highest values. If ...
Posted by MARK. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Who? Where? Why? How?

"Anybody acan become angry - that is easy, but to be angry with the right person, and to the right degree, and at the right time, and for the right purpose, and in the right way - that is not within...
Posted by MARK. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Some people shouldn't breed !!

These are a couple of quotes that have stuck in my mind as of late." Think about how stupid the average person is and realize that half of them are dumber than that."-Carlin"The wise and good are outn...
Posted by MARK. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bovine Politics

SOCIALISM : You have two cows. You keep one ang give one to your neighbor. COMMUNISM : You have two cows. The government takes them both and provides you with milk. FASCISM : You have two cows. ...
Posted by MARK. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

things i hate

I HATE...mesh back hats...chicks who wear shoes they can't walk in for the sake of fashion..people who walk down the street reading...ugg boots(what the fuck?)...dog shit in the sidewalk...liars..."di...
Posted by MARK. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST