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Mean Mark

Yo Mama!

About Me

I'm Mean- and that's really all you need to know Fuckface!

My Interests

Being mean to people and hate sex.

I'd like to meet:

Allot of people. Sean Connery, Jim Henson (yes I know He's Dead), the Hamburglar, Winona Ryder, Neil Gaiman, and someone nice to be mean to.

Music:

Humming

Movies:

Romero dead movies, evil dead, star wars, planet of the apes (original), labryinth, legend, Oh brother, where art thou?, the big lebowski, caddyshack, revenge of the living dead, donnie darko, hedwig and the angry inch, the usual suspects, casino, a bronx tale, fight club, pulp fiction and the other tarantino movies, beetlejuice and other tim burton movies, dark crystal, total recall predator, um... theres too many.

Books:

George R.R. Martian, Tolkien, Neil Gaiman, Salvadore, Terry Pratchett.

Heroes:

This guy that sits by the temple train station and exposes himself to passers by. AKA Dave

My Blog

Snot

I wish it would just go away! My chest has been congested forever! Boo hoo! Boo hoo hoo! I hope its not the TB acting up! Ill just get some 6shooters and develop a Doc Holladay personna. Then- I will ...
Posted by Mean Mark on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 08:22:00 PST

Gooodbye horses

lip gloss and a steady flow of psychotic inspiration drive me into creative endeavores. Thank you Nate.
Posted by Mean Mark on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 12:43:00 PST

Cigarette withdrawl!

It's been a couple of days since I had a smoke and I feel like I'm about to go into some sort of paranoia rage. I ain't a happy camper.   Mark
Posted by Mean Mark on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 11:24:00 PST

Movin' on up

I got my new job and I love it. That is all.  
Posted by Mean Mark on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 01:40:00 PST

Should be sleeping

But I drank a little too much coffee. I wish I was doing something more interesting than writing some dumb ass blog. Oh well, tomorrow is another day.   Mark
Posted by Mean Mark on Tue, 16 May 2006 12:10:00 PST

Atlantic City

My life is looking on the up and up! I just had an interview on Wednesday and they told me that I would be starting orientation soon. The job is the same as the job my shining, handsome, gracious, twi...
Posted by Mean Mark on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 10:08:00 PST

Happy

I'm chipper! If I had a full time job and my own place I'd be chipperer! Oh well, at least I don't have 26 differant birth defects like the guy from the hills have eyes.   Mark...
Posted by Mean Mark on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 12:36:00 PST

Trashing in the moonlight.

Everybody was trashin' in the moonlight, it was a fine and natural sight. I got new jeans due to the picking skills of big geoff. Thank you Geoff.   Mark.
Posted by Mean Mark on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 01:22:00 PST

Living Hell

Halloween seems like its dying a slow death to me... Fucking christians. Why can't halloween be like 80's halloween where every kid went out and all the big kids scared and harrassed the little ones.....
Posted by Mean Mark on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 12:32:00 PST

Twin Worship

Does it count as narcissism to have your favorite person be your twin brother? Dave's the best; everyone else is just second fiddle.... Hey, anyone remember David the gnome? All those gnomes were born...
Posted by Mean Mark on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST