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xXCatBitchXx // Neon Emu - Go Go!

The macaroni and beef is for me, the beating is for you.--

About Me

I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream.


[I do not like to chat, so PLEASE do not ask.]

About me :


My name is Cat until you introduce yourself, then I can introduce myself back. If you can't take sarcasm...you might want to think twice about talking with me. I'm pretty sarcastic sometimes. :) As I will mention later, I dance a LOT. And yes, I dance well. I also dress up in crazy costumes and make my makeup very elaborate for parties. Anything with a good beat will get me moving, even if I am the only one dancing. Dance with me, you won't regret it.
I dye my hair variations of blue and green, never any other colors. I just love it! I have 6 piercings, 1 tattoo (soon to be added to, as well) photo of the tattoo as soon as it's healed/done. I get my piercings and tattoos at Diablo Rojo on Guadalupe. Love love love that place.
Yes I have a car, no I will not give you a ride.
Again...I dance. I dance a lot. If you THINK you saw me at a club somewhere, it was probably me. Especially if I was dancing for hours at a time without a break. Don't be intimidated or afraid to talk to me, there is no reason. I go to 21+ clubs too, so don't even leave that possibility out. If you have information about an upcoming psytrance, techno, house, electro-dance party please let me know. I'd love to make it out. Also, if you want to hire a kick ass go-go dancer I'm ALL about the cage dancing. Bring it on!
I have braces! I don't smile with my teeth showing in photos BECAUSE of that. If you ever meet me in person or see me on webcam, you're most likely to see them because I smile and laugh a lot. Otherwise I look exactly as I do in my photos, down to every single freckle in it's own designated place. It's better late than never, I figure. I'm making tremendous progress through the pain, and I think I will be done with them far before they figured. I am absolutely ecstatic that I stuck through it and kept them on even through days where drinking was painful. It's worth every second of pain they put me through.
I smoke hookah, I own one as well. Apple and melon are my poisons, but if you'd like to share then I am more than open to trying other flavors. It's a relaxing activity between friends and brings out great conversations between aquaintances. Though, if you smoke too much for the first time in a while, you will get a headache. Watch it!
I love Epoch coffee house on Northloop. I used to go there every single night...I miss the hell out of that place. Please, send my love if/when you go. I have been known to show up randomly in a cow suit, just because it was warm in the suit. That's just the kind of person I am, I don't care what other people think about what I do or who I am involved with...what I say, what I eat. It's my life and I will continue to live it as such, as THEY can continue to live their lives without me in it. If you question something I do, ask me about it and I'll try to clarify. But if you're a close minded twat I won't even bother to look in your direction long enough for you to question me again.
With all this said...you have to keep in mind that it's all just text. To really get to know me you will have to spend time talking to me and/or time around me. I WILL NOT arrange a meet up. If I see you out and about, cool. But otherwise...if I wasn't going to run into you eventually, I wasn't supposed to meet you anyway.


Funny quotes from my friends

"If i were looking for a reflection of myself to admire and genuinely hate myself for not being, it would truly have to be you."
"If freckles are kisses from baby angels, then it looks like you got loved up hardcore by a bunch of cherubs. Psh. Pedophile. :D"

"God bless Indian Cricket."

"But of corpse!"

"Underwear is a symbol of the oppressive male patriarchal culture. LIBERATE YOURSELF!!!"

"You're like a Klingon Warship, and I'm (still) Totally caught in your Tractor Beam."

Donations for car repairs, food, and clothing. Thank you
Stop adding me to your xfire friends list, I don't want to talk to you.




My Interests

Before you send me a message :
Do NOT message me if you are DRUNK OR HIGH

Please, think about the relevance. Do NOT send me :

"What's up"

"OMG where do you get your contacts?!" I'm not getting paid to advertise.

"What are you doing"

"How are you"

"Hey gurl"

"Comment my pics"

"Comment my page"

"How do you do your hair?"

"Where did you get your dreads?"

"Could you do my html for me?"

"Got nudes?"

"What do you like to do for fun?"

"What are you interested in?

"What bands to you like?

"Are you gothic?" (Go die in a fire!)

Ok? I will not reply. So if you honestly want to talk to me PLEASE make it meaningful. Give it some content.



TETRIS, Reading, vampires, intelligence, sharp fingernails, nice teeth, biting, rough housing around, pulling hair, nice close hugs, kisses shared between friends, kisses shared between more than friends, nuzzles, hip bones, synthetic dreads, synthetic hair, nice make-up, creativity, intelligence, fashion, style, blue and green color schemes, music, internet, computers (360 gigs of HD space, 1792mb RAM, Radeon 9600, 22" flat panel CRT monitor, Intel Pentium 4 3ghz (was on a budget) and most of that was free) bawls energy drink, LAN parties, gaming and gaming well, CS:S, WoW (although I dont play too often anymore), pwning noobs "hey noobs, gonna like really like own ya noobs", tattoos, piercings, body modification in any way, colored contacts, ancient egypt, myths, tea, ice cream, peanut butter, macaroni and cheese, STEAK (yeah, I live in Texas).



Flavored tabacco, not pot.


I'd like to meet:

Keith Olbermann
Someone that will make me into a comic book character. People who will draw awesome fan art for me, or take fan pics for my ever growing collection. Artists, Musicians, Photographers, designers, intelligent people.

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Music:

Skinny Puppy, KMFDM, Gwar, Ministry, Dope, Velvet Acid Christ, Nine Inch Nails, Imogen Heap, MUSE, Insane Clown Posse, Twiztid, Daft Punk, Aphex Twin, Funker Vogt, As I lay dying, Type O Negative, Otep, In Flames, Megadeth, Symphony X, Himsa!, Placebo, Mesh, Razed In Black, Pantera, Bruderschaft, The Rasmus, Alphaville Sounds, ohGr, Static -X, wumpscut, Eso, Hungry Lucy, Android Lust, Lacuna Coil, TCTC, Korn, Shadows fall, Testament, Technoir, The Birthday Massacre, Covenant, ORGY, Dimmu Borgir...etc... *Ambient Music*

Sheep on Drugs. mmmmm

Movies:

Secretary. The Crow, Lemony Snickets A Series of Unfortunate Events, Underworld, The Nightmare before Christmas...etc

Heroes:

NIN, cEvin kEy, Ohgr

"I am not eccentric. It's just that I am more alive than most people. I am an unpopular electric eel set in a pond of goldfish." -Dame Edith Sitwell

My Blog

May 8thdate

(8thdate isn't a typo, it's a play on "8th update") Bleh, that last bulletin was incredibly depressing. Well, I was feeling pretty bad so it was warranted. My parents, who were SO CONVINCED that I had...
Posted by xXCatBitchXx // Neon Emu on Wed, 09 May 2007 08:45:00 PST

I've put in my two weeks.

I don't update my myspace as much as I update my IAM, but this is a pretty good update. Not some "today I sat in a puddle" insignificant update like usual, haha. :D But incase you didn't know, I put i...
Posted by xXCatBitchXx // Neon Emu on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 08:26:00 PST

Your quotes for the day

"A loving person lives in a loving world. A hostile person lives in a hostile world; everyone you meet is your mirror.""To see your drama clearly is to be liberated from it.""Slander is the revenge of...
Posted by xXCatBitchXx // Neon Emu on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 11:11:00 PST

To the cow suit stalker

You guys know that blog I posted about my cow suit coffee house night? Well, someone thought that my ex-manager hadn't been told about my night and that I had broken some rules or something so they CA...
Posted by xXCatBitchXx // Neon Emu on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 02:22:00 PST

Character design photos for artist

An artist asked me to pose with knives (only had one and a pair of scissors, hahaha) for him for a character design he is working on. Here is what I came up with! I like a whole lot of them, so I figu...
Posted by xXCatBitchXx // Neon Emu on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 05:54:00 PST

X-Mas

Everyone keeps asking me what I want, and I finally figured it out.Ever since I saw this book in Borders I've wanted it. But when I finally had enough money, it was gone. I want the standard 1st editi...
Posted by xXCatBitchXx // Neon Emu on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 01:00:00 PST

Things are just....going.

Tattoo consoltation and possible session on tuesday...fucking finally. It's going to be fantastic...oh, oh oh oh I'm so excited. I finally have the money. My car is being ... angry. Oil leak that is m...
Posted by xXCatBitchXx // Neon Emu on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 06:09:00 PST

Life is good.

Snug life is seeing Ratatat and The Faint with a great man-friend. Dancing by myself to Ratatat in the back of the crowd and having a better view than the people in the front. Seeing friends from Epoc...
Posted by xXCatBitchXx // Neon Emu on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 03:30:00 PST

Change of pace

So tonight I wore a cow suit to Epoch (the coffee shop) that I borrowed from Amys. It was absolutely grand. Got free coffee (tipped $5 for it anyhow), tons of hugs, giggles....even got a butterfly ind...
Posted by xXCatBitchXx // Neon Emu on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 02:47:00 PST

November 18...Captain's log.

(Bulletin repost...seems I type blogs in my bulletins, and put bulletins in my blogs now. Silly me.)My first three day shift (short week) at freescale went alright. Though it's quite painful walking ...
Posted by xXCatBitchXx // Neon Emu on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 05:58:00 PST