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About Me

I was the vocalist to Mental Funeral, an old skool death, thrash, doom band. We're currently not together. I personally am inspired by the likes of brutal bastards such as Chris Reifert, Dan Lilker, EVIL Chuck Shuldiner, and the old Exhumed. Such female influences would have to go to Dawn Crosby, Lori Bravo, Doro, Ann Boleyn, Debbie Gunn, Alicia Morgan, Liz Buckingham, Ellen Mieczkowski, Mary Bielich, Dana Duffey, Terri Heggen, and lastly the chick from HIM (the biggest influence of ALL! )

*If you took that seriously, you're a tool*

My Interests

Metal-singing-Screaming bloody gore! Goreart-bandart-women-making patches,shirts, and other articles of clothing.

IF YOUR BAND IS LOOKING FOR ART CONTACT ME AT:
[email protected]

My art:
malpracticeuj.deviantart.com

My website:
malpracticeuj.com

Our Paranormal Group:
phillyparanormal.com/

I'd like to meet:

Music:

Autopsy, Abomination, Abscess, Amulance, Artillery, Anvil, Angel Dust, Arsis, Attacker, Abattior, Anally fucked with a cheese grater, Bulldozer, Broken Hope, Blind Guardian, Buckethead, Bjork, Blood Duster, Cirith Ungol, Carcass, Celtic Frost, Cancer, Coven, Darkane, Death Angel, Deicide, Death, Destruction, Deceased, Dokken, Divine Empire, Detente, Doro, Dark Tranquillity,Disarmonia Mundi, Dropkick Jesus, Ronnie James DIO, (some)Dream Theater, Exodus, Eat My Fuk, Old Exhumed, Forbidden, Fates Warning(John Arch), Gardy Loo, GWAR, Grim Reaper, HELLOWEEN, Hellion, Hammerfall, Holy Moses, Heathen, Hirax, Iron Maiden, Impetigo, Inferno, Impaled, Internal Bleeding, In Flames, Jungle Rot, Kreator, Krabathor, King Diamond, Lividity, Lizzy Borden, Lethal, Mythic, MetalChurch, Massacre, Master, Mykado, Mortician, M.O.D., ManOwaR, Mentors, Nuclear Death, Nevermore, Over Kill, Omen, Obituary, October 31, Onkel Tom Angelripper, Post Mortum, Old Queensryche, Rage, Rainbow, Ribspreader, Slaughter (canada), Sorrow's End, Suffocation, Sentinal Beast, S.O.D., Skid Row, Soilwork, Stryper, Sanctuary, Savage Grace, Sodom, Testament, 13, Vader, Voivod, Wrath, WASP, Whiplash, Warlock, Yacopase, Znowhite

Movies:

The Beyond, August Underground:Mordum, all the Friday the 13th's, Sleep Away Camp(I, II, III), Slumber Party Massacre ( I, II, III), Death Metal Zombies, Taxi Driver, Bad Lietenant, Driller Killer, King of New York, River's Edge, Flowers in the Attic, The Big Lebowski, Tell Me Something, Ms.45, Dolemite, Petey Wheatstraw, Tank Girl, Traces of Death, Faces of Death, HellRaiser, Secret Window, 2000 Maniacs, Prince of Darkness, Satan's Cheerleaders, Pieces, Film Gore, Meet The Feebles, Snipes, Pee Wee, Cops: Too Hot for TV, Bill and Ted, EastSidaz, From Hell, Misery, Truth or Dare (I, II, III)...

Television:

Absolutely Fabulous, The Golden Girls, Father Ted, Chef, Coupling (Brit), Are You Being Served, Keeping Up Appearances...

Books:

Flowers in the Attic, Cat's Eye (M. Atwood), Misery, Needful Things, Dolores Claybourne(Stephen King) The Prime of Miss Jean Brody...

Heroes:

My Blog

Youre it!!

Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random things, facts, habits, or goals about yourself.At the end, choose 10 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to...
Posted by MalPractice U.J. on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 03:00:00 PST

My Dream

I was in a long hallway, like a sideshow. I know thats wierd, but I met a man, he had a white face, long hair and a bucket on his head. His name was BUCKETHEAD, but I called him Brian.&nbs...
Posted by MalPractice U.J. on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 04:24:00 PST

Rest in Peace Chapman sweetie

Today, April 24th, we've lost a sweetheart and family member. He was saved by the Thompsons and lived with the McCaulley's. Chapman was part Irish wolfhound and lived to be a little over 1...
Posted by MalPractice U.J. on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 06:27:00 PST

Terror 2000 website!

By dmccaulley designs: Come and Join, Tenderloin It's beautiful.
Posted by MalPractice U.J. on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 11:21:00 PST

Paranormal Group

http://www.phillyparanormal.com/
Posted by MalPractice U.J. on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 08:42:00 PST

What the Hell

http://malpracticeuj.deviantart.com ...
Posted by MalPractice U.J. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Get the hell out of my house....of amon!

Sooooo zombies attack our town, those slow moving daemons, undead and decayed. How would these things happen upon Havertown...? Well, I will make a senario for you: I am good at this....ridiculous o...
Posted by MalPractice U.J. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

KREATOR!!!!

Under The Guillotine Night is over Now it's dawn Your final day Has begun Hear the steps On the floor Hear the sounds Of the opened door Too proud to scream Too proud to beg for mercy You...
Posted by MalPractice U.J. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

METAL CHURCH!!

Burial At Sea [D. Wayne / K. Vanderhoof / C. Wells] Black scared and bleeding From the lashes to my soul I chose to stand my ground Not do as i was told Thinking like mindless sheep These p...
Posted by MalPractice U.J. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sideshow...

Yeah the other day Kim and I went to Seaside heights to see the Bros Grimm Sideshow (am I right Kim?) and it wasn't there. No on was at all helpful and I was full of bran. That wasn't helpful. On t...
Posted by MalPractice U.J. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST