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John

IF YOU CAN'T MAKE ME LAUGH WE CAN'T BE FREINDS

About Me

My Full Name is John Michael Zorb if you take my first initial and last I am J.Z. just like the rapper minus the fact that I am not black, but that is just a minor detail. Someday I will graduate college and receive the almighty diploma buy a house get married and own matching golden retrievers,wake up every morning to an expensive cappuccino machine and sip java as I watch the sun rise from my beach front estate. In the mean time I try to take life one day at a time because thats all I can do.I try to surround myself with people who are laid back and not superficial, humor is always a plus. I like people who can appreciate a nice glass of red wine and watch cops, preferably not at the same time.I also due stand up comedy on the side and i love it if you check out my page hopefully one of these days you can come check out one of my shows, I promise to make you laugh. This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5
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My Interests

Fitness, The food and wine industry, Wine by itself is great too!, getting my college education so I can rock out with my cock out (lol) not really minus the whole cock thing it's cold outside shrinkage like a frightened turtle... seriously school is very important to me, World Religions are fascinating, Traveling I want to go all over Europe with just a back pack full of clothes and my wallet in my back pocket, tons of other stuff just ask me

I'd like to meet:

God then ask him the meaning of life (lol), Ghandi, Bob Marley, Marilyn Monroe, Elvis Prestley, Billy Idol, My Dad's parents cuz I never got a chance to meet them, Donald Trump, James Dean, most of them are dead but I guy can still dream cant he..... speaking of dreams what I really want to do is hit the lotto live in a mansion with a midget butler and a chimp named jojo who wears a giant diaper and red poka dot tie umm.. yeah, how bizarre.. i'll shut up know oh! and lets not forget Johnny Cash R.I.P.and of course these guys

Movies:

Swingers, Supertroopers,Old School, Goodfellas, Tomcats, Sideways, Being John Malkovich, Dumb and Dumber, Pulp Fiction, Big Fish, Forrest Gump, A Bronx Tale, Romeo Must Die, Seven, Van Wilder, CaddyShack,Adaptation, Rocky, Serpico, Carlitos Way, Rebel Without A Cause, From Here To Eternity, Sharktale, Shrek, Major League, Blow, Kill Bill Vol I, Four Rooms, Snatch, Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels, Point Break, Spaceballs

Television:

Wild on E, anything with traveling, Iron Chef, Late Night with Conan, SNL, Dave Chappelle, Reno 911, Entourage on HBO, The News and Current Events, Bill Mayer, Dennis Miller,

Books:

Good for setting drinks on and holding doors open j/k anything required for school english books, statistics,govt,econ,buss, bio, etc.

My Blog

Check out the Inverse

Everyone please check out he Inverse at the Key Club on This upcoming Saturday September 10th they rock . There are gonna be so many bad ass bands playing.
Posted by John on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 10:25:00 PST