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About Me

My last name is ALEXANDER buddy boy.

Idiot Stare can be found here or HERE.

Insight 23 can be found here or HERE.

(Nothing i23 has been officially launched yet).

I SAY AND DO REALLY STUPID SHIT WHEN I'M DRUNK.

I don't like spiders, brussels sprouts, mushrooms, clowns or Republicans.

Raspberry Vodka and Jack in the Box House Ranch Dressing make my knees quiver.

Action Transvestite = Running, Jumping, Climbing up trees...putting on make-up when you get there.

My wife is the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.

My Interests

Talia. MUSIC. Paper towels (I really...really like paper towels). Cool gadgets with neat little lights on them. Pop Culture. Technology. Some aspects of science. MUSIC. Movies (Aliens + blood + explosions + boobies = Blayne paying $10). Vodka. Video Games. Junk Food with Talia (we're weekend warriors!). Spending time with my wonderful and talented brothers. Having the absolute best family and friends ever. Dane Cook. Eddie Izzard. Tattoos. Piercings. Doggies. The way Talia says "funneeeee." Computers and shit. LIQUID GOD. Candy. Lucky Charms. Grilling MEAT and making my own sauces (tho now I'm a fishetarian). Throwing parties and being a good host. The rebirth of IDIOT STARE. The way Talia says "....uh-ohhhhhhh." Bike riding on the best bikes ever. That moment while dancing where you totally lock in and nothing else around you matters. MUSIC. Homestar Runner. Strong Bad. Thinking about cool shit. Designing cool shit. Creating cool shit. MUSIC. Fan mail. Keeping my feet clean. Reading. My car.

I'd like to meet:

...Jack Black.

...and CHINO from Deftones.

...and Lance Kerwin.

...and Mark Hamil

I'm of the opinion currently that VERY CRAZY people ride the train.

Except me.

So let's not meet on a train.

..

Music:

Currently crazy over:
The Knife
Silent Shout

David Bowie. Bauhaus / Tones on Tail / Love and Rockets. Puppy. Union of Knives. Deftones. Alien Sex Fiend. Coldplay. UK Subs. EinstÃ¼rzende Neubauten. MM. New Model Army. Acumen. PWEI. Killing Joke. The Bolshoi. Regency Buck. Simple Shelter. She Wants Revenge. Gary Numan. Silversun Pickups. Mozart. Mindless Self Indulgence. The Knife. Deckard. Alphaville. The Doors. Toy Dolls. Neil Diamond. Ethyl Meatplow. Air. Yeah Yeah Yeah's. Devo. Sisters of Mercy. Dead Kennedy's. Weezer. The "POPEYE" soundtrack. Ogre/Rx/OhGr. Adam / Antz. NIN. Blockage. The Exploited. The Beatles. Iggy Pop. Elliot Smith. Wagner. Baby Chaos. Junkie XL. Sigue Sigue Sputnick. Idiot Stare. King. TOOL. Patsy Cline. Wolfsheim. Meg Lee Chin. Specimen. Jim Morrison. Prick. Insight 23. Pixies. Fad Gadget. Young Gods. Peace Love & Pitbulls. STG. Kah Kaos. Joan Jett. Sifl n' Olly. REAL punk rock. REAL industrial. REAL death rock.

Not YOUR crappy band.

HATE The Red Hot Chili Peppers.
And Spandau Ballet.
And Avenged Sevenfold.
And CAKE.
And Fall Out Boy

Movies:

CURRENT:
Surf's Up *****
Hot Fuzz *****
Flushed Away ****
Shrek 3 ****
Knocked Up *****
Vacancy **
Halloween **
Happy Feet ***
Epic Movie (-)*****
Hustle & Flow ****1/2
Babel ****
Pan's labyrinth *****
Money Talks (NO STARS)
Spiderman 3 ***
Idiocracy ****
300 *****
Borat *****
Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny
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School for Scoundrels **
Zodiac *****
Talladega Nights *** (cute)
Crash **** (FUCK)
Viva Rock Vegas! (FUN!)
Superman Returns *****
Another Gay Movie ***
Barnyard ****
Madagascar ****
Wassup Rockers *
Over The Hedge ****
Cars *****
Metal Skin **
The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things (Boo).
Nacho Libre **
Prey for Rock and Roll **
Gia **
Home Room *
Hostel NO STARS
Jackass: Number Two *****
The Ringer **
Session 9 ***
V for Vendetta *****
Pirates 2 ****
Domino **
Ravenous (fucked up)***
Memoirs of a Geisha ****
Everything is Illuminated ****
Breakfast on Pluto *****
Tiptoes - SUXOR!
Stay (!!!) **
The Mayor of Sunset Strip *****
The Village *
Birth - WTF?!?!?!? **
Walk The Line ****
King Kong ****
Fantastic Four ***
The Corpse Bride ***
The Aristrocrats ***
The 40 Year-Old Virgin (YES!!!) *****
Wedding Crashers (too much hype)***
Bongwater **
SPUN (holy fuck) ***
The Ring II (fucking awful) *
House of a 1000 Corpses ****
High Tension. **
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. ****
Saved. ***
FAVORITES:
STAR WARS.
The Lord of the Rings.
BATMAN BEGINS (Best Superhero Movie EVER!)
Sex, Lies & Videotape. Popeye. Magnolia. Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Jesus Christ Superstar. Halloween. Indiana Jones. War of the Worlds (NEW and OLD). Willy Wonka. The Wizard of Oz. True Grit. Jim Carrey movies. Rock and Rule. Sci-fi B movies. Airplane. Napoleon Dynamite. Johnny Depp. James Spader. John Cusack. Nicole Kidman. Gary Oldman. Horror. Documentary (if it's about something interesting). I'm a sucker for a good love story - Punch Drunk Love. Lost in Translation. Somewhere in Time. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Vanilla Sky. Ralph Bakshi. David Lynch. Peter Jackson (who should direct every movie that comes out of Hollywood). Kevin Smith. Sam Raimi. Anything that ISN'T starring the hip-hop flavor of the week, Harrison Ford (not counting Indiana Jones or Han Solo), Michael Douglas as a sex object OR the rapping grandmother.
Sandra Bullock / Sean Young / Keannu Reeves all bug the piss out of me.

Television:

Loving CAVEMEN So yeah...fuck you.

Six Feet Under (R.I.P). Nip / Tuck. LOST. DEXTER. I LOVE "CLONE HIGH." Family Guy. Court TV - The System / Forensic Files / I Detective. Cold Case Files. Aaaaaahh! Real Monsters. Invader Zim. Three Stooges. The Munsters. Drawn Together. Robot Chicken. Scarred. Maximum Exposure. Blind Date. Mad TV. Animal Planet. The Dog Whisperer. 16.5 hours a day of Comedy Central. Adult Swim. Space Ghost. MXC. TMC. THC. AMC. SPIKE TV SUCKS. Animal Planet. Mostly bad TV (COPS) late at night before bed.

Books:

Previously:
"My Boring Ass Life" by Kevin Smith
Currently:
"Smoke and Mirrors" by Neil Gaiman
Next:
"The Audacity of Hope" by Barack Obama

"My Boring Ass Life" by Kevin Smith ****
"Green River, Running Red" by Ann Rule **

Anything on the San Francisco Zodiac Killer. Jack the Ripper theories. The Green River Killer - Gary Ridgeway. The Hitchhikers Trilogy - all 4 of them. Harry Potter series. Alan W. Watts. Kurt Vonnegut. Christopher Moore. Douglas Adams. I've become a HUGE Chuck Klosterman fan. True Crime books in general. UFO books. Any book with pop up pictures...or has BATMAN in it.

Heroes:

Luke Skywalker. My wife. David Bowie. Adam Ant. My MOM. My grandfather. My brothers. My friends. Mickey Mouse. Daniel Ash. My dogs. Jim Morrison. Me sometimes...

My Blog

CHEMLAB SHOW

OH.GOD.WHERE.TO.START?I'm still on cloud-fucking-9 over our recent show at The Knitting Factory with Chemlab, U.S.S.A., Skeleton Key and Shaolin Signal. And it's seeming to be a never-ending high that...
Posted by Blayne on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 06:26:00 PST

You can cut the tension with her bangs!

SO SO SO AWESOME! Makes me uncomfortable watching it. oxoxoxBlayne....
Posted by Blayne on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 05:24:00 PST

Whew!!!!

CAVEMEN kicked ass!!!Suck it.I found that it was a very well done episode, in that it succeeded in it's character developement and setting up of all the differing archetypes. I already dig all the CAV...
Posted by Blayne on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 04:38:00 PST

Rob Zombies HALLOWEEN

It's taken me forever to do this, cuz I saw it opening weekend...but it hasn't escaped my thoughts. The first I heard of this remake / re-imagining I, of course, was disgusted. John Carpenters' HALLOW...
Posted by Blayne on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 12:41:00 PST

Weird Al....

...Yankovic. Not your uncle...by the way...IS SERIOUSLY ONE OF THE MOST ENTERTAINING CONCERTS I'VE EVER SEEN. And we totally had shitty seats.* 170.5 costume changes (yeah he came out in the FAT suit...
Posted by Blayne on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 09:56:00 PST

So easy...a CAVEMAN should sue it.

I'm really pissed off at something...and leave it to a group of fucking media whores to try and piss in the crystal blue pool of glee for me. One day about a year ago I had a really horrible week. And...
Posted by Blayne on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 07:17:00 PST

Blayne's Life - GREATEST HITS (June - July 2007)

* The IDIOT STARE west coast tour with THE LAST DANCE and SIMPLE SHELTER was a whole lotto fun. I'm very surprised that the only times my band really irritated me was when;1. They all (not Chad - and...
Posted by Blayne on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 07:24:00 PST

Crazy Train #453

I jumped on board the train yesterday morning, so there were still plenty of costumes from the Anime Expo walking around. Three guys, who were NOT wearing costumes, but commenting on them heavily from...
Posted by Blayne on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 08:08:00 PST

Getting drunk and selling shit....

We pulled out the stops on Saturday and had another one of our infamous yard sales. This one didn't have quite as many people involved as we normally do...but that's primarily because Talia and I....m...
Posted by Blayne on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 05:57:00 PST

Star Wars: Celebration IV

Last week was very bad. It's really crazy at work as we're busy getting this thing ready for launch. Deadlines are tight. People are stressed. And protocol for this company does NOT yet exist. Since M...
Posted by Blayne on Tue, 29 May 2007 06:43:00 PST