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Michael

Water, water everywhere and not a drop to drink.

About Me

My food can't touch, and I have to fill my glass when it's half empty. I've been told I eat slowly, and I can't tell the difference between Led Zeppelin and Black Sabbath.

My Interests

Myself, Shiseido products, couture camouflage, elitist humor, gossip talking shit and spreading rumors, anything with a label, making the same face in every photo, being skinny and the Center of the Universe

I'd like to meet:

No one.

Music:

1.8.7., Air, Altered Images, Aphex Twin, Autechre, Bad Company, Belle & Sebastian, Björk, Blow Up Blend series, Boards of Canada, Breakbeat Era, Christina Aguilera, Chromosome Tea, Cocteau Twins, Cranes, The Cure, Daddy G, Daft Punk, Dead Kat UK, Decoder, Dom and Roland, Ed Rush and Optical, Einstürzende Neubauten, The Faint, Franz Ferdinand, The Fugees, Giles Peterson in Brazil, Giuseppe Verdi, GnR, Hooverphonic, Hüsker Dü, Ivy, Jesus & Mary Chain, Journey, The KLF, Kosheen, Kraftwork, KRS-One, Lady Sovereign, Lady Tron, Lard, Leonard Cohen, London Elektricity, LTJ Bukem, Lush, Massive Attack, MC Solaar, Ming + FS, Morrissey, Múm, My Bloody Valentine, My Favorite, N.W.A., Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds, NOUVELLE VAGUE, Orbital, Paris (not Hilton), Paul van Dyk, PET SHOP BOYS, Pixies, Pizzicato Five, PJ Harvey, Portishead, Pulp, Raconteurs, Rilo Kiley, Rinôçerôse, Roni Size, Shampoo, Sigur Rós, Siouxsie & the Banshees, Sisters of Mercy, Skinny Puppy, Skynet & Stakka, Slayer, Smith & Mighty, The Smiths, Squarepusher, St. Germain, Saint Germain Des Prés Café series, Strawberry Switchblade, The Streets, Suede, Total Science, Toy Dolls, Tricky, TV on the Radio, Union of Knives, We’ve Got a Fuzzbox and We’re Gonna Use It, Wolfgang Press, Zero 7.

Movies:

HAROLD & KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE, Mysterious Skin, The Doom Generation, Totally Fucked Up, Nowhere, Hackers, Mallrats, Pretty in Pink, The Breakfast Club, Some Kind of Wonderful, Jaws, Bring it on, Heathers, the Hunger, Edward II, Casablanca, Seven, Amelie, Gregory's Girl, Meet the Feebles, River's Edge, Exotica--Gus van Sant, Gregg Araki, Stanley Kubrick, David Lynch

Television:

Twin Peaks, My So Called Life, the Simpsons, Moonlighting, St. Elsewhere, Daria, Iron Chef, The Deadliest Catch, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, MythBusters. The Food Network, Discovery Channel, History Channel, National Geographic Channel, Bravo, CNN, BEAUTY AND THE GEEK

Books:

Watership Down, White Noise, The Fall, Portrait of an Artist as a Young Man, The Interpreter of Maladies, Less than Zero, the Passion, City of Quartz, Frankenstein, Old Goriot, Sophie's World, Believing is Seeing, High Fideltiy, The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle.

Heroes:

Myself.

My Blog

I wonder to myself

Could life ever be sane again ?The Leeds side-streets that you slip downI wonder to myselfHopes may rise on the GrasmereBut Honey Pie, you're not safe hereSo you run downTo the safety of the townBut t...
Posted by Michael on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 10:45:00 PST

I’ve reluctantly come to a sad realization...

She *IS* a robot.... Life can be so cruel. 
Posted by Michael on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 02:07:00 PST

Beauty & the Geek

You know, I kinda like it.   I watch it all the time.  Why is that?
Posted by Michael on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 12:59:00 PST

This is why I LOVE Posh Spice

Paris Hilton allegedly wanted to be best friends with Victoria Beckham and told the London Sun: "I just know Victoria and I would get along. We could be soul mates." Unfortunately, Posh had a complete...
Posted by Michael on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 12:42:00 PST

I just realized something

I spent a week in Hawaii and did NOT come back with a tan.  Ha!  I'm so Goth like that! 
Posted by Michael on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 12:05:00 PST

My dinner with Katie Holmes

So I had this really weird but vivid dream that I had dinner with Katie Holmes. It was in the present and somehow I knew her before (a) she was a smokescreen for Tom's homosexuality and (b) she was o...
Posted by Michael on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 01:00:00 PST

Can I just tell you?

Siouxsie's covers of "Strange Fruit" and "Trust In Me" are BRILLIANT!   I know, I know, I'm digressing back into Goth, but dude, tight jams are tight jams!  Yaknowhatimsayin'?  ...
Posted by Michael on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 10:47:00 PST

Ever wonder what dolphin tastes like?

...and NO, don't say it tastes like tuna, the chicken of the sea. 
Posted by Michael on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 01:03:00 PST

Alien abductee?

I discovered a weird bump on the top of my head.  Feels like bone.  So why haven't I noticed this before?  Is this an alien implant? 
Posted by Michael on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 12:28:00 PST

I'm kinda cranky and stressed today.

Sucks.  
Posted by Michael on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 05:34:00 PST