Mel

Let's see...what can I say about me that you haven't already read over the internet, or heard your catty friends making fun of?
I'm bold. Brazen. Loud. Funny (for a girl). Odd in a cute endearing sorta way. With a heart the size of a small pick-up...YEAH with gun racks too! And a place to hold a six pack...while I'm cruising on the open highway of LOVE!
What you WANT to know about me is that my mind is continuously in the gutter...but that doesn't mean you're allowed to TALK to me about my gutter.

Stay outta my gutter.
One time, something funny popped into my head, and it made me laugh really hard...but not hard like a AHHHH HAAAAA HAAAAAAAA out loud sorta way...more like a hard laugh on the inside thing that makes you lurch forward violently and then people say "Oh my god are you gonna throw up?" And I said...."No, but can you hand me some kleenex cuz i think I peed a little?"
My husband throws tables at me.
I have the greatest friends & family ever. You can see for yourself cuz a lot of them can be found HERE! Altho some of them change their screen name everyday which makes it really hard for me to find and email them. Come to think of it...they're actually all a bunch of pricks.
I'm from TEXAS. Where everything is....ummmmm...how's that go?
Oh yeah.
I'm from TEXAS. You can only blame us for 1 more year.
Yeah.