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Joe

Good night, and Good Luck!

About Me

Well, where do we begin? Those who know, I do bit of work on the radio and I'm on your television as well and I guess that means "I have an IQ of 47."-Anchorman. "Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear and when I do, it's normally something unusual..."-Stripes.I do so love the movie lines. In fact, I cherish the writings of others. Classic movie lines get me reved up. If you can go back a ways with your movie lines, try me out. We all use them in every day life. It's best when you can work them into your conversations with others. C'mon you know you use them. I believe the mumblings of characters within the cinema are as important as those written in classic literature. Now by this, I am not suggesting that William Shakespeare or Twain need worry, but when was the last time you heard somebody yell out you're my boy Huck?Now to the real stuff. I'm 29 and I love sports and broadcasting sports. I seem to have this passion for talking to others about ANYTHING! It's what I do. Baseball is my thing as well. I played in college and it continues to be a source of competition. In addition, "I love lamp"!-Anchorman.It is my hope one day to own the play-by-play microphone for a major league baseball team. It's a dream that could mold itself into a reality. Hopefully my work now will benefit that dream later. Football is big with me as well. I enjoy watching, but my thing is calling the games on the radio. It's cool, because people rely on me to paint the picture of exactly what is going on. When you're broadcasting a game, you right there as a part of the action. The drama builds, momentum swings, heroes are made, and hearts are broken...It's so satisfying.Laughter is big with me. Give me a good funny and I'm golden. Big fan of George Carlin and Frank Caliendo. Also dig the smart comics like Bill Cosby and Jerry Seinfeld. The guys who can add humor to the average observations in life without dropping an f-bomb is a plus. Of course, I do so love the colorful language used by the late Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy. Steven Wright is a huge with me as well...My personal favorite piece of material is the one that goes... "I put fake brick wall paper over a real brick wall...just so I'd be the only one who knew."I'm also what you would call old school. Bit of a romantic who loves Jazz. Big into Sinatra and dig Harry Connick, Jr. I just saw Michael Buble...excellent. I met Norah Jones and um, yea, she's wonderful. Very nice and fellas, you know all of you are suckers for women who can sing to you.I like to dance as well. I do the swing thing, you know keeping with the whole old school theme. Would you care to dance?
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My Interests

Swing Dancer, movie watcher, butcher, baker, candlestick maker (kiddn)!I like to sing...jazz mostly, I'm a Jack Daniels drinker, but vodka sodas are good...Beer, Baseball, Football, Basketball, Batman, Superman, and other Superheroes... "SCOTCH," Movie Quotes...Movie Quotes...Movie Quotes, Italian Food and the Italian women who make it!

I'd like to meet:

Jack Nicholson.

Music:

Harry Connick, Jr., Norah Jones, SRV, Stevie Wonder, James Taylor, The Beatles, The Oneders, The Wonders, Capt. Geech and Shrimp Shack Shooters, the Recliners, the Pretenders, Michael Buble, Garth Brooks, Aerosmith(pray for the voice of Steven Tyler), Van Halen...with/without David Lee Roth, Buddy Guy, Ray Charles, Kiss, Tesla, Scorpions, White Snake, Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis, jr., ELVIS

Movies:

50 First Dates, Good Night and Good Luck, King Kong, Crash, Munich, Dracula, Pulp Fiction, Get Shorty, Big Trouble, When Harry Met Sally, Major League, Field of Dreams, 8 Men Out, No Way Out, Boondock Saints, Princess Bride, Waiting for Guffman, This is Spinal Tap, JAWS, STAR WARS (trilogy), Cable Guy, Die Hard, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Animal House, Police Academy, Caddyshack, Wayne's World, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Anchorman, Wedding Crashers, Dodgeball, Rudy, Swingers, Batman, Batman Begins, Steel Magnolias, yes Steel Magnolias, Forest Gump, That Thing You Do, Ray, Walk the Line, Brokeback Mountain, Terminator, Back to School, Napoleon Dynamite, Chinatown, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, As Good as it Gets, A Few Good Men, Harlem Nights, and much much more

Television:

House, Sportscenter, 24, the Unit, Adult Swim, Family Guy, King of the Hill (Every Texan can connect), watch a bunch of stand-up comedy...

Books:

It's Not Easy Being Green by K.T. Frog

Heroes:

Pops, Batman, Superman, Nolan Ryan, Roger Clemens, Joe Buck