fudge, Sumo Wrestling, bee keeping, loofah sponges, fire eating, and Light Bright
Circus freaks, Pug bullies, Tony Danza, chefs that know how to make flan, organ-grinder monkeys, people with superfluous nipples, masked Mexican wrestlers, albinos, anyone that smells like coffee, David Lee Roth, awkwardly tall joggers, and drug dealers.
Indy, Emo, Punk, Metal, Pan Flute, I'm a big music geek
anything with Crispin Glover in it
Neil Gaiman, Tom Robbins, Chuck Palahniuk, Edward Gorey and all pop-up books