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Elizabeth Blue

Grammarlicious

About Me

Here's some stuff about me:
I'm batshit crazy. I write horror fiction. I love kitty cats, cars, booze, saying bad words, the beach, creepy stuff, guns and baseball - not in any particular order. I have 3 kids and 5 cats, and we all live together in a one-room shack in Appalachia. My goal for 2007 is to find a two-room shack. Maybe in Richmond or something. Somewhere with indoor plumbing.


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More information here: elizabethblue.com

Other Links:
Shocklines Online Horror Bookstore
Pretty-Scary
Mid-Atlantic Horror Professionals
Horrorfind

You are Cheetara! Psychic, fast as lightning and loyal to the core,
your friends can always count on you.
You push yourself hard and often neglect your own needs in favor of others.
Learn to relax once in a while, lest you run yourself ragged.What Thundercat Are You? at Cheezey's Thundercats Zone .

My Interests

Writing, reading, getting tan, driving, horror conventions, smoking, drinking, exercising, goofing off, gardening, cooking out, cooking in, car porn, baseball, animals, ghosts, ghost animals, racing, having parties.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can make me a little less cranky.

Music:

I like almost everything. B-52s, Johnny Cash, Conway Twitty, Eminem, The Clash, The Ramones, Josh Turner, Dead Kennedys, Misfits, Metallica, NWA. Just to name a few.

Movies:

Most Japanese horror. Bad horror movies. Anything else halfway decent. I love Gone with the Wind, Cool Hand Luke and Bing Crosby movies.

Television:

Lost, Pinks, American Muscle Car, Emeril Live, Good Eats, Powerpuff Girls, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Courage the Cowardly Dog.

Books:

Peter Straub is my all-time favorite writer. Other favorites: Douglas Clegg, Joyce Carol Oates, Jack Ketchum, Shirley Jackson, Michael Marshall Smith, Michael McDowell, Agatha Christie, William Faulkner, Carson McCullers, Elizabeth Massie, Gary Braunbeck, F. Paul Wilson.

Heroes:

Spider-Man, Superman and Batman.

My Blog

Almost had to clean the bathroom

Wow - I'm a great mom. Let me just start by saying that.I came closer to calling the cops tonight than I have in perhaps the past 10 years. Okay, that's not true - I DID call the cops about 3 years ag...
Posted by Elizabeth Blue on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 08:29:00 PST

Ravencon - right around the corner!

I won't be as busy as I thought this coming weekend, because my panels are spaced out nicely. But it's looking like the rest of this week is going to be insane. I've got errands to run tonight, storie...
Posted by Elizabeth Blue on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 03:35:00 PST

RIP Fi-fi

Ah, another great aunt gone. Fi-fi (nickname for Ophelia) passed away Friday morning. No one seems to know what killed her. My sister says it was lung cancer. No one knew she had lung cancer. But my s...
Posted by Elizabeth Blue on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 09:31:00 PST

New Pics

I uploaded a few new pictures this afternoon. Go see!MySpace's upload is too slow, so I gave up after a while and added a bunch more at Photobucket. You can see those here....
Posted by Elizabeth Blue on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 11:08:00 PST

If you like teh snark

Visit my friend's MySpace page! All Y'all Are Bitches
Posted by Elizabeth Blue on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 05:07:00 PST

I have so much to say

But I don't have time to say it right now! Damn. Why do the kids expect dinner every freakin' night! (LOL.) I can't wait for Easter so they can just feed themselves candy for dinner. Ought to last the...
Posted by Elizabeth Blue on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 04:05:00 PST

I feel all ... outdoorsy

Not that I want to go hiking or anything (although I'm not opposed to it - that's just not what I meant by outdoorsy.) It's spring, and it's warm. Ish. Warmish. The last thing I want to do is sit up h...
Posted by Elizabeth Blue on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 06:43:00 PST

And one more...

...for tonight.I sometimes feel like I missed the boat. Like I was busy doing something stupid when it came, and I missed it. And it's not coming back for me.
Posted by Elizabeth Blue on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 09:32:00 PST

A 69 Fairlane 500

Tomorrow evening I'm going to look at a 69 Fairlane 500. Wish me luck. I hope it's not in abominable shape, and my step-daddy says yes. He knows more about cars than I do, so I'm relying on him to tel...
Posted by Elizabeth Blue on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 09:12:00 PST

I hate men!

Not even my own - since I don't have any. I hate everybody else's men. I have just heard, in 2 days' time, horror stories that would blow any reasonable person's mind. The scary thing is, one of them ...
Posted by Elizabeth Blue on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 08:57:00 PST