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Erics Sac of Goodies

ENVY THE DEAF

About Me

Over 15 years ago in the lakeside town of Oswego, New York, two college friends embarked on what can only be described as a complete and utter waste of time. Harnessing a complete disregard for decency, a steady diet of booze, hallucenogenics and Andrew Dice Clay, the vocal excretions of the band that would come to be known as Eric's Sac of Goodies (so-named after a satchel of candied treats sent to a dormitory neighbour and friend in a care package from his parents) sought to do no less than offend every living person on this island Earth.
99% of all songs created by this duo were recorded in one take, with neither participant having any idea what the other was going to do. Almost every single work was a complete ad-lib. Additionally, the musical chops of Dave#2 are questionable at best on most of the tracks as he is usually completely out of his mind and used quite possibly the cheapest, shottiest guitar ever made. The vocal stylings of Dave#1 have made all those who have ever heard his lyrics or his wretched "voice" envy the deaf. The fact that a vast majority of these songs were made up on the fly whilst under the influence almost always lead to puzzling and offensive subject matter. For example, note that whenever a lyric ends with the word "you" the following lyric will almost certainly always end with the word "goo". The only curseword never uttered in any of the 70+ recordings is the word "cunt" and in typing it here I've now rectified that gross oversight.
I promise you, listening to this atrocity will make you wish for the sweet release of death, then reincarnation, only to feel the sweet release of death again. There are over 70 tracks in all, each one more offensive on every level than the next. These recordings were used at Guantanamo Bay until there were deemed cruel and unusual punishment by Amnesty International.
SERIOUSLY, THIS IS THE MOST OFFENSIVE NONSENSE YOU WILL EVER HEAR. IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED... NO... IF YOU HAVE EVER, EVER BEEN OFFENDED, BY ANYTHING, LEAVE NOW. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Here are some reviews:
"It's like getting fucked in the ear with a rusty pitchfork"
-Father Gerard O'Malley
"Two thumbs down!"
-Linda, the deaf chick from Sesame Street
"I have no son."
-Father of Dave#1
"This music makes me wanna... makes me wanna... I don't know what."
-Brad Delp, former lead singer of Boston

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Member Since: 3/18/2007
Band Members: Two Daves who shall remain nameless and faceless. Well... last nameless anyway.

Influences: Noise, Booze, Drugs

Sounds Like: Monkeys getting raped, children getting beaten, and assorted other uncomfortable feelings

Who don't we sound like:
Fallout Boy, Panic! At the Disco, My Chemical Romance, Eminem, Killers, Gwen Stefani, Tupac, The Notorious B.I.G., Diddy, Incubus, Taking Back Sunday, The Used, AFI, Green Day, Foo Fighters, HIM, All American Rejects, Sex Pistols, Queen, The Who, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, MUSE, Radiohead, Super Furry Animals, Grandaddy, The Beta Band, Sparklehorse, Mogwai, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Pink Floyd, Shakira, Coldplay, Elbow, 30 Seconds to Mars, Daft Punk, Chemical Brothers, Crystal Method, The Darkness, U2, Gym Class Heroes, Coheed and Cambria, The Mars Volta, The Strokes, The Hives, The Vines, The Fratellis, Mando Diao, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Stone Temple Pilots, Soundgarden, Alice In Chains, Atreyu, Lacuna Coil, The Academy Is, and Sanjaya (Well... maybe a little like Sanjaya)
Record Label: Yeah, right
Type of Label: None

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Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Posted by Erics Sac of Goodies on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 01:30:00 PST

Humour at 30,000 feet

So here is a story I seldom tell due to the sheer amount of embarrasment that it will cause me. But since I told it the other night, I'm ready to share it with the world. 15 years ago in college (shit...
Posted by Erics Sac of Goodies on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 07:05:00 PST