99% of all songs created by this duo were recorded in one take, with neither participant having any idea what the other was going to do. Almost every single work was a complete ad-lib. Additionally, the musical chops of Dave#2 are questionable at best on most of the tracks as he is usually completely out of his mind and used quite possibly the cheapest, shottiest guitar ever made. The vocal stylings of Dave#1 have made all those who have ever heard his lyrics or his wretched "voice" envy the deaf. The fact that a vast majority of these songs were made up on the fly whilst under the influence almost always lead to puzzling and offensive subject matter. For example, note that whenever a lyric ends with the word "you" the following lyric will almost certainly always end with the word "goo". The only curseword never uttered in any of the 70+ recordings is the word "cunt" and in typing it here I've now rectified that gross oversight.
I promise you, listening to this atrocity will make you wish for the sweet release of death, then reincarnation, only to feel the sweet release of death again. There are over 70 tracks in all, each one more offensive on every level than the next. These recordings were used at Guantanamo Bay until there were deemed cruel and unusual punishment by Amnesty International.
SERIOUSLY, THIS IS THE MOST OFFENSIVE NONSENSE YOU WILL EVER HEAR. IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED... NO... IF YOU HAVE EVER, EVER BEEN OFFENDED, BY ANYTHING, LEAVE NOW. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Here are some reviews:
"It's like getting fucked in the ear with a rusty pitchfork"
-Father Gerard O'Malley
"Two thumbs down!"
-Linda, the deaf chick from Sesame Street
"I have no son."
-Father of Dave#1
"This music makes me wanna... makes me wanna... I don't know what."
-Brad Delp, former lead singer of Boston
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