Now, their goal isn't total musical anarchy, but the freedom to mix musical styles at will. Some highlights in Harrison Fjord's concept include:
- Be an opening band only
- Write theme music for completely random subject matter (primates, robots, wedding talk shows, tough women on roller skates, hot female jazz trumpet players, bad-ass actresses, on-line comedians, etc.)
- Become the first all-instrumental group to earn a Parental Advisory warning label
- Record only five-song LPs, because ten songs would tax their collective musical attention span.
- Find a band member that resembles Ben Arnold, or Ben Wallace.
- Record music with Dave Grohl and/or Tom Morello playing the guitar.
- Win a battle of the bands by actually fighting. Everyone.
- Hold on to the dream of eventually playing live, improvisational music for adult films.
This website is intended to showcase the talents of a group of young men who have many strange interests and ideals. We hope you feel weird after hearing, viewing, reading, or tasting what this page has to offer.
"Pimp Shirt" © 2004, Dan Voytek, Dave Frank, Dave Doyle
"Fountain Drinks" © 2004, Dan Voytek, Dave Frank, Dave Doyle
"8th Note Man" © 2004, Dan Voytek, Dave Frank, Dave Doyle
"Badass Hot: Katie Spades' Theme" © 2007, Dan Voytek, Dave Frank
"Mr. Smackinbitches" © 2008, Dan Voytek, Dave Frank, Dave Doyle
"Dirty Diesel Darlins" © 2008, Dan Voytek, Dave Frank, Dave Doyle