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Harrison Fjord

We gave Elmo test tickles...

About Me

Harrison Fjord is a self-serving, under-achieving group of wannabe live porno musicians. The concept is simple: strive to appeal to nobody and you won't be let down. This group was initially put together to play inspirational music for the actors on the sets of adult films. Frustrated and unable to break into the live porno musician business, Harrison Fjord retreated to write music with NO audience in mind but themselves.

Now, their goal isn't total musical anarchy, but the freedom to mix musical styles at will. Some highlights in Harrison Fjord's concept include:
- Be an opening band only
- Write theme music for completely random subject matter (primates, robots, wedding talk shows, tough women on roller skates, hot female jazz trumpet players, bad-ass actresses, on-line comedians, etc.)
- Become the first all-instrumental group to earn a Parental Advisory warning label
- Record only five-song LPs, because ten songs would tax their collective musical attention span.
- Find a band member that resembles Ben Arnold, or Ben Wallace.
- Record music with Dave Grohl and/or Tom Morello playing the guitar.
- Win a battle of the bands by actually fighting. Everyone.
- Hold on to the dream of eventually playing live, improvisational music for adult films.
This website is intended to showcase the talents of a group of young men who have many strange interests and ideals. We hope you feel weird after hearing, viewing, reading, or tasting what this page has to offer.

"Pimp Shirt" © 2004, Dan Voytek, Dave Frank, Dave Doyle

"Fountain Drinks" © 2004, Dan Voytek, Dave Frank, Dave Doyle

"8th Note Man" © 2004, Dan Voytek, Dave Frank, Dave Doyle

"Badass Hot: Katie Spades' Theme" © 2007, Dan Voytek, Dave Frank

"Mr. Smackinbitches" © 2008, Dan Voytek, Dave Frank, Dave Doyle

"Dirty Diesel Darlins" © 2008, Dan Voytek, Dave Frank, Dave Doyle

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 9/29/2005
Band Website: You are already here. Do you really want more?
Band Members: Dave D - drums, cymbals, tambourine, effects, and boyish good looks
Pete - electronic drums, effects, and colorful lights
Dank - woodwinds, more woodwinds, guitars, effects, and endless sarcasm
Dan V - bass guitars, timbales, cowbell, drum sequencing, effects, and static electricity
Dave Grohl - future guitar player (he just doesn't know it yet). Fuck it. He can play drums and bass too.

Honorary Members
Davey P
Kiku Collins
Brev Sullivan
Don "Big Daddy" Gopp
Steve G
Aaron P
N8, Jimmy, Bert, and Justin
Scratch Jenkins
Influences: Doodle, Troutman, the 1986 New York Mets, Transformers (1st generation), Mopar, Emmit Smith, Star Wars, Mello Yello, Shawn Schuetz, ladders, Jimmy Smits, Natalie Portman, Jenna Jameson, apples, Fountain Drinks, Playboy the Magazine, The OC, Cinemax, Trey Parker/Matt Stone, Les Claypool and Primus, Oblo, Foo Fighters, Rage Against the Machine, The Police, Miles Davis, Joshua Redman Elastic Band, Tool, Stone Temple Pilots, 3D, Sea of Souls, Rush, Soundgarden, Mudvayne, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Slayer, Joss Stone, Herbie Hancock, Dr. Dre, The Ben Arnold Sex Tent, JFJO, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Clitorusaurus, Tom Wopat, Billy Sheehan, The Last of the Mohicans Soundtrack, early Sheryl Crow, and Pantera.
Sounds Like: Russell Crowe in the movie Gladiator, elevator music for kids with ADD, a good swift kick in the nuts, an angry Josh Groban (you raise us up, buddy), Don Day at a Nicholas Cage look-alike singing contest, Waydon Lowe without the Lowe, two rats having sex in a garbage can...
Record Label: The BCTs
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

New Song - Dirty Diesel Darlins

Written in honor of the Dirty Diesel Darlins roller-derby team. Check it out!
Posted by Harrison Fjord on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 07:56:00 PST

Harrison Fjord's "I Want My Own Theme Music" Contest

Ladies and Gentleman (but mostly ladies), do you like t-shirts? Do you likeHarrison Fjord? If you answered yes to both of these questions, then wehave a contest for you! The rules are simple: 1) Creat...
Posted by Harrison Fjord on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 05:51:00 PST

New Song: Columbos (featuring Brev Sullivan)

When you have a spare five minutes, please check out our newest track - Columbos. The recording features jazz/metal/rock guitarist, Brev Sullivan. He rocks, he rolls, and his guitar will punch you in ...
Posted by Harrison Fjord on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 06:55:00 PST

Bad-Ass Hot

You may have noticed the new song we posted: Bad-Ass Hot (Katie Spades' Theme) written for the beautiful, talented(and bad-ass)  Katie Spades. http://www.myspace.com/katie_spades  She i...
Posted by Harrison Fjord on Sun, 06 May 2007 08:27:00 PST