The Dirty Diesel Darlin's are serving up the hottest Roller Derby Action on this side of the Mason Dixon! We are a team of ten delightfully Southern ladies with decidedly cruel intentions. Check back often for information on our next bout...gas prices won't be the only thing a-risin'
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The Dirty Diesel Darlins are a crew of unruly gas station attendants. You might think it's your lucky day to have a Darlin pump your gas and check your oil, but watch out...chances are while you were staring at her ass, she stole your heart--and your wallet.
Truth is, there ain't nothing run of the mill about their operation. These lovely, not-so ladylike derby girls spend their days selling gas, diesel, and the occasional quart of oil to their loving clientele of truckers, bikers, and outlaws. Gas prices are high, and the Darlins know that making the fastest buck comes from running moonshine by night.
By combining the savvy and menace of Hofosho and Mother Jugs; the rough and tumble clout of Becka Tha Wrecka, and Spontaneous Combustya; the tempting diversion tactics of Asian Chow Down, Jeri Brawlwell and Angy O’Plasty, and the high octane speeds of the Ruffian, and Sweet N. Lowdown; the Darlins have an operation that distributes white lightning across the great state of Virginia.
A Dirty Diesel Darlin may smile ever so sweetly, and have a certain sparkle in her eye. However, don't ever forget that even if she wants to take you home and fry you up some pork chops, she’s still nothing but a dirty, greasy, derby girl who will make you cry. The Dirty Diesel Darlins want to cover you in gasoline, and set you on fire.
