international lady of mystery- can speak 3 languages, but sometimes i have nothing to say; silly-i laugh at everything especially at inappropriate things/times (touch of the Schaden Freude); i've scared off a few norwegians in my time, steel trap memory for recalling insignificant events and 70's situation comedies; wants to be optimistic, but my pessimism hinders this sometimes; was an art-school-girl in doc martens and now am an art teacher in chuck taylors; things i suck at: math, anything that reqires a screwdriver or manual, and putting lids back on containers; things i don't suck at: cooking (my mouth can decipher anything, even the slightest essence of whatever secret spice you used cannot go undetected-so watch out, I'll steal your recipe) also my mama's italian, sicilian to be exact ; drawing comics about drifters and dangerous types, and popping out of cakes singing, "big spender"; i've seen mojo nixon's bits and pieces (only once thank god); my husband is an alien from germany (legal, that is, we married young for his greencard, but most importantly for LOVE of course); my daughters are flowers (daisy and lili); i want to do encaustic paintings of obscure body parts; i want to be in a ramones cover band (bass); have a sweet tacky elvis memorabilia collection; and lastly, i think coney island is wonderfully magical (the freak show reigns supreme,
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