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About Me

What they are saying about Dank:
"One of the most striking young musicians on the scene. No really, he actually hit me during the interview." -Downbeat
"He has a sound that nobody can duplicate...on purpose." -Revolver
"I'm a fan of the Dank...wait, there's a musician named Dank?" -High Times
"Ok, if faced with a hamster eating my balls or Dank's music then I guess I'd have to go with Dank's music. I guess." -Peter Frampton
"Hey, you owe me $20." -stripper at Christie's
"Dank's compositions hit you like a baseball bat to the face while simultaneously punching you in the balls for good measure." -little old lady at the library
"BLAZZZRETYGREEEEJMmmm......WHACK!" -drunk guy falling asleep on a barstool then pitching forward to hit his head on the bar
"While seeing Dank live is unique and entertaining, I could probably do without the Big Bird costume. It's a little creepy" -Stormtrooper #34 in The Empire Strikes Back

Dank's playing is "as smooth as shit." -Al Widmer
Major points about Dank:
- I play tenor/soprano sax, flute, guitar, bass, clarinet, bass clarinet, keyboards, and drums with proficiencies being in that order
- I play in three bands in Cleveland (See banners on the left) along with composing and recording my own material.
- I am also quite proficient at video/audio editing and mixing utilizing Adobe Premier Pro and Photoshop, Sony Vegas, Acid & Soundforge, ProTools, Avid and Final Cut Pro. I am also more than capable with a 3 CCD video camera in my hands. I am looking for freelance work in this field so please inquire. My demo reel is available upon request.
I purposefully and tactfully say nothing about my personality here. At least you can tell by that statement that I'm not a closed-off narcissist, right? ...Right? Damn it, LOVE ME!!
Dank uses a lot of equipment such as:
Instruments by: Yanagisawa, Winston, Yamaha, Selmer, Vito, Schecter, Epiphone, B.C. Rich, Fender, Washburn, Harmony, Mapex and Sabian
Amplification by: Line 6, Crate, Behringer and JBL
Mirophones and Wireless by: Oktava, Samson, Sennheiser, Behringer, AKG and Audio Technica
Recording Hardware and Software by: Focusrite, Behringer, Sony, Adobe, Boss, Casio and Korg
Miscellanious: Vandoren, Dukoff, Dunlop, D'Addario
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Robots with pincher hands and Eva Green.

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Please check out my new music site

www.myspace.com/davefrankmusic I'm promoting myself as a studio musician via the internet. So if you need anyone who needs sax/flute on their songs please spread the word!  
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20 Rules to Being a Popular Hip-Hop Artist

Disclaimer: This is written only in jest and is not meant to offend anyone. 1. Wear pants that are entirely too big thus rendering the crotch lower. That way when you grab your crotch it looks more i...
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New Years Resolutions

-Become a 400 lb fat guy by drinking way too much soda. -Make friends with a small child, then get him/her to steal candy for me from the convenient store. -Challenge Larry Hughes to a shooting contes...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 20:19:00 GMT

A survey by Dank

Have you ever... 1. Laughed at a stripper when she fell off the pole due to intoxication, then asked her for her number later? 2. Started beatboxing in a crowded shopping mall in hopes that someone wo...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 17:54:00 GMT

About Me

A little more indepth we will go. Why? I'm bored. I'll update this occasionally... -I am one of the most cynical people you will ever meet. -I am shy, so if you want to meet me you might be better off...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 07:59:00 GMT

Teenage boys and video games

Have you ever noticed that when four teenage boys get together that they usually end up spending 75% of their time together playing video games? And not just any video games. Competitive video games. ...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 07:38:00 GMT

Dancing

Has anyone ever noticed that if you watch most women dance in a bar they only seem to have one or two moves? Now I don't know if it's because they like to fuck with us but as soon as a guy goes and st...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Aug 2005 00:12:00 GMT