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Drunk-ass Steve

My balls, your chin!

About Me

To avoid confusion, I am not an obsessed fan of Southgate and Sikfuk . I am/was in both bands. I do guitars for Southgate and did bass for Sikfuk. For those that want to hear other music of mine, I created Steve-ass Drunk because 4 tracks just isn't enough. I will also probably debut new Southgate songs on there later on or put up some old tracks when there's not enough room on the Southgate site.
DISCLAIMER:
The views and comments of Drunk-ass Steve do not necessarily reflect the views and opinions of Sober-ass Steve for they are two seperate entities. That said, it doesn't really matter. If Drunk-ass Steve has said/done something to offend someone, chances are quite good that Sober-ass Steve finds you to be equally the weak-minded pussy that Drunk-ass Steve does. Empathy does not flow through this body that chemically induces Dissociative Identity Disorder intentionally.
If you have added/viewed this profile, regardless of the personality responsible, you should be well aware of the emotional risks involved upon the first viewing the content of this space. If you do not like it, that is not only your problem, but also your fault. You would not have kept reading if you were offended unless you have some masochistic desire to be offended or pissed off. If that is the case, you may require psychiatric evaluation. I may be in that field and maybe could help direct you, but you people are the types of assholes that RIAA and the MPAA suck dick for by censoring something you could easily avoid, hence ridiculous censorship in the media. Neither Drunk-ass Steve, nor Sober-ass Steve give a fuck about you and wish death upon you.
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Member Since: 3/27/2005
Band Members: Drunk-ass Steve - Guitars
An assload of random folk on other shit.
Influences: Alcohol
Sounds Like: A bunch of drunks...
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Happy Birthday Star Wars!!!

Thirty years ago today, Star Wars opened in theaters to forever change the way movies are made. If I were smart I would have utilized a couple days vacation and took advantage of my free flight benefi...
Posted by Drunk-ass Steve on Sat, 26 May 2007 08:33:00 PST

Oh Shit!!! Ghosts Are Real And Communicate!!!

I'm acually not going to talk much here, I'm going to let Michael Shermer to the talking providing you click the link. This is right around 10 minutes long and is quite amazing. Click here for a ...
Posted by Drunk-ass Steve on Sun, 20 May 2007 08:01:00 PST

Magical Thinking

Magical thinking is very common amongst humans. This includes many different types of belief systems. Ghosts, god, Tarot cards, psychics of all sorts, etc. are only a part of this. This type of mind-f...
Posted by Drunk-ass Steve on Sun, 20 May 2007 07:05:00 PST

Video Games Cause Violence?!?! Holy Fuck!!!

That's right, according to mass news media, fucking violent video games cause violence. They completely disregard all scientific views and laws that state correllation does not equal causation. As it ...
Posted by Drunk-ass Steve on Sat, 05 May 2007 12:56:00 PST

Stop Snitchin'?!?!?!?!?!

Thanks to The Daily Show last night I was made aware of this absolutely fucking irresponsible campaign. Almost sad that's my prime source of news (besides Jarrett) lately, isn't it? Before I begin thi...
Posted by Drunk-ass Steve on Sat, 05 May 2007 10:15:00 PST

Sucked Off By Sarlacc

This is a new area to explore for natural sex toys. The Great Pit of Carkoon. The Sarlaccs have a three meter wide opening with dozens of prongs for stimulation. Plus you cannot get the Sarlacc pregna...
Posted by Drunk-ass Steve on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 10:09:00 PST

Organic Foods

Oddly, I am not going to bitch about said topic like I have the tendency to. In fact, I actually buy organic milk. It tastes by far better, despite the god-awful aftertaste. Organic foods are those th...
Posted by Drunk-ass Steve on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 04:20:00 PST

Alien Vs. Predator 2

The following is a little something I posted on IMDB under the AvP2 forum. I'm gonna modify it slightly so it does not have the appearance of being a reply without you knowing what I am replying to:Th...
Posted by Drunk-ass Steve on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 06:59:00 PST

Jesus Baltar

I know I vowed to never watch Battlestar Galactica again after that horseshit they pulled last Sunday by killing off Starbuck (Kara Thrace) and not even dramatizing it in an effective manner.*Spoilers...
Posted by Drunk-ass Steve on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 09:20:00 PST

Avenged Sevenfold... Totally Gay!

I love these interpretations. Especially of the gay bands such as Trivium and this Avenged Sevenfold is pretty decent as well. ...
Posted by Drunk-ass Steve on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 10:34:00 PST