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Vomitron

Die Jay-Z.

About Me


Vomitron began as a musical entity sometime in the early 1400's, and has been wandering the earth as electrostatic wavesever since. With the advent of the ENIAC, the first computer engineered in the early 50's, Vomitron had finally found a hostsystem to dwell in. It was in fact the most undetectable, most perfect virus for any electronic transistor-based engine.Only until recently has it found a way to permeate the minds of metal fans through MP3 and CD audio so that it may reproduceand multiply via the music it may influence. Hence the children of Vomitron are born.

Vomitron is a collection of metal anthems that do not have lyrics, but are so incredibly profound that they actuallytransfer telepathic messages while you listen. Whereas with Judas Priest you had to get the record, play it backwards, andtry to decipher the words, all ya do with these tunes is pop in the CD and your ritual sacrifice instructions will bepsychokinetically transferred.
Originally, Vomitron was one of the ancient entities that made the earth available to host the human race. But unlike theother ancients, it had forged the first singular soul that thought for itself. Much like stocking a pond with fish, Vomitronplayed a vehicular role in populating the earth with those persons who are destructive to the construct, detrimental to thesystem, who feel that there are other ways than what is presented to them, who choose music (metal) as their voice. It isthese people who will survive the final times and reconstruct the workings of the earth the way it should have been.Vomitron is simply a way to unite them.

Like what ya hear? Wanna have your VERY OWN Vomitron CD to wipe your collective asses with?!?
"First Strike Is Panama" - VOMITRON

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/24/2005
Band Members:Graig - Data Sequence Infrastructure Steve - Data Sequence Infrastructure Colin - Data Sequence Infrastructure Rutcho - Frequency Definition Maintenance; Ground Pulse Oscillation; Non-Linear Sequential Psychosis Inhibitor; Project Lead Coordinator; Data Sequence Infrastructure Kevin - Project Lead Assist Kenny - Voice-print Identification Engineer
Influences: Metal. All kinds of metal. Except for fucking rap metal. Oh and Emo. Fuck Emo, emo is so fucking gay, it makes me wanna cry about my daddy not loving me and how much I love my girlfriend just thinking about it. Strap on a pair and buy a Cannibal Corpse album, I DOUBLE DARE you. You make me SICK!
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Type of Label: None

My Blog

CONTRA issues and other goddamns (thanks RAVAGE!)

So, is anyone else having troubles playing the version of Contra I have posted on here?  I've gotten more than one report sayin the link doesn't work and shit like that. Let me know fellas! ...
Posted by Vomitron on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 09:47:00 PST

New Stuff?!?!? get the fuck out!!

So I regret to inform you that yeah, im currently workin on some metal for an EP.   This is more than likely going to be 5-6 songer comprised of NINTENDO MEDLEYS.  FULL o...
Posted by Vomitron on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 08:54:00 PST

Holy Cocksmoking Faggots! The CD is HERE!!

Yeah man you read right, the CD is NOW AVAILABLE!!  So, in other words, if you have PREORDERED, you will be receiving one in the course of the next few days.  If you haven't, your gay and de...
Posted by Vomitron on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 11:25:00 PST