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THE ULTIMATE BEER CAN OPENER!

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Click here to order the Shotgun openerswww.shotgunparty.com
We now have TWO Shotgun can openers. The original Can and Bottle opener and now the worlds first production aluminum Golf Divot Tool/Ball Marker Shotgun opener for shotgunning beer and more.

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To buy them go to www.shotgunparty.com

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NOW SELLING AT SPENCERS GIFTS!

IS THE OFFICIAL PARTY PROMOTER FOR SHOTGUNPARTY.COM

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Read what they are saying about the Shotgun Opener!

Where were these biddies years ago? They're here now and you can make those shotgun holes flawlessly without wetting your keys and cutting your lip. For all you lightweights it also doubles as a can and bottle opener. "One Trip To The Lip."

That's all it takes. 2.7 seconds is all the time you need before gulping down the heavenly nectar of the beer gods. All praise the geniuses behind shotgunparty.com, the inventor of the Shotgun Opener - a device many consider to be the greatest invention since breast implants. Jonathan Basmagy Managing Editor, InTheBiz Magazine

Are you kidding me?!! Shotgunning was the basis of everything we've done so far! We'd need to get a hold of some pictures and/or whatever other kind of media you have available. We also think sometype of contest for this coming spring break. Hit us back! Thanks for the support, Tyler Mobscene Magazine

hey guys, we just recieved your opener in the mail. we love it! a few of us went right out and bought a six pack of bud lights to try these out, and they work great! definitely going to feature this in our march/april issue! thank you

I'm a busy guy and rarely do i find the time to sit down and enjoy my aluminum canned beverage. No, I need to drink them extremely fast. Enter the Shotgun can opener, smarter than the average can opener, as it's equipped with a special tool for--you guessed it--shotgunning. Ever since these bad boys wound up in my mailbox, they've been a staple accessory of good times and forgotten nights.---Evan LeFebvre-September issue 2006

We went to a party with a pocketful of the little red devils, and when we broke them out we were gods among men. People were completely fascinated by the idea, and when we did our first "demo" shotgun they were even more blown away. liquorsnob.com

As the winter months begin to approach, the thought of hibernation becomes more and more appealing for those living in the northern states and provinces. S it’s time to keep warm and bring the parties indoors. Let me introduce you to the GREATEST party accessory in history. Once you have the Shotgun Beer Opener in your possession, you won/t need to drink beer any other way. This ultimate beer opener will undoubtedly earn a permanent place on your keychain. Of course, we at Rinse ask you to please drink responsibly.

Dont have wads of cash to blow on crap you dont really need. Then this ones for you: the Shot Gun beer opener. If youve never shotgunned a beer, you dont know what youre missing: simply puncture a hole near the bottom of a beer can, put your mouth over the hole, tilt your head back, crack open the beer and start guzzling. Why, I tried it here in the office just the other day, no really, and I can honestly say there is no reason to drink a beer any other way ever. And the Shot Gun only makes it that much better. Ellen Griley - OC Magazine

"YEA BUDDY!!! I must say we put the shotgun to work in a mean way over the past few days, I think I'd classify it as one of the greatest inventions of the past century. We'll def be in touch about that film proposition this summer. Until then we'll keep letting her rip, one trip to the lip! ~frO$t fiLMs"

I'd like to meet:

Those wild enough to buy the worlds first beer can opener for shotgunning beer. Those whom live for partying. Those whom understand the necessity of such an important staple in life. Those whom could not live without the greatest party tool in history (EDITOR OF RINSE MAGAZINE). Those whom are the first to introduce their friends to the latest trend in partying.

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Posted by NoJoke on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 01:15:00 PST