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F.U. Open 2007
Bobby Knight: A real MGAer
This Week in the MGA 10.01.2006golf san francisco san jose california
F.U. Open 2007
Pro V1's. 3 putts. On in 5. Too many 7's. Back 9's. Getting an 11 on the 13th hole. 15 minutes at the range before the round. First 1-putt of the day on 17. 19th hole's. Lob wedges. Pull carts. Bogey Golf. Lipping out. Hitting it fat. Hitting it thin. Hitting it at all. Shanking into the woods after driving into the fairway. Fighting with the marshall about taking a divot. Drinking too much beer for one round. In and Out burger after said round. Losing your ball but finding 3 others while looking. Completely misreading putts. Winning enough skins to pay for your round. Skulling bunker shots. Telling our moms all about it.
FOUNDING FATHERS
Jon Morley
Willie Gregory
Mike Bolin
Raj Sodha
We're also always looking for serious sponsors and fellow Mediocre golfers who love to play.
The Final Countdown, Theme from Rocky, Chariots of Fire, You're A Hero, Live to Win, Summer Girls and just about any super inspirational song that we can change the lyrics to be about the MGA.
The MGN...Mediocre Golf Network.
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I pledge allegiance to the hacks in the Mediocre Golf ASSociation and to the mediocrity for which they stand, four players OVER PAR, incapable, with meltdowns and high scores for all.
Mr. Athletic Support Inventor, Phil "Meltdown" Mickelson, Sean O'Hare, all the mediocre golfers across the world, guys who leave their golf balls all over the course for us to find (especially pro V 1's)