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Selene Luna

2 personalities in 1 tiny package

About Me

I am an un-wed childless stay-at-home mom, barely legal Mexican, ex-gang member of the EpiLadies, a flaming hobo-sexual, and an Entertainer (www.SeleneLuna.com) who loves champagne soirees, sarcasm, and Homer Simpson. J.Lo's stupid "Block" has nothing on my housing-projects. I play the ESL & Little cards. I'm anti-social, but love shows, fashion, parties & travel. Love rotting in my cozy bed. I can't live without music, lipstick, coffee, wine, get'n my her did, steak, glue gun, TraniMals, cleavage. I am retiring in Palm Springs and will be sport'n a leathery tan.

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My Interests

I LOVE dressing in "Mom-drag", especially with a smart artichoke up-do:
, Swigmore University, Wessonality, Glass Blowing, Miniatures, Medical mishaps, Tan-In-A-Can, Beer Can Chicken, Deviled Eggs (only the world's most perfect food!), Hobos, Hobo Oscars, Bat Radar, Ketchup, Catsup, Mayonesa, Micheal Maker, all things pygmy, Bloomin' Onion , Keefer the Scruffy Mutt, Pop Culture, Wholly Mammouth, talk radio, fancy hotels, fancy restaurants, bacon, Red Wine, hobo.com, VelvetHammerBurlesque.com

I'd like to meet:

your FACE!

Music:

I appreciate just about everything, except soft inspirational crap. Love 60s Soul, Garage, Rock 'n Roll, Heavy Metal, Art Laboe, BeatlesMania, hobo minstrel, M.I.L.F. soft hits

Movies:

From "Freaks" to "Every Which Way But Loose" to "House of Flying Daggers"

Television:

Project Runway, Oprah, Family Guy, NOVA, The Simpsons, D List

Books:

Fingerhut, Barbie Collectibles, Carol Wright Gifts, Harriet Carter

Heroes:

Rosalind Russell, Annie Oakley, La Lupe "The Queen of Latin Soul", Russ Meyer women, Peppermill, Oprah, Bill and Hilary, Springfield Isotopes.

My Blog

THE VELVET HAMMER BURLESQUE, group photo exhibition

THE VELVET HAMMER BURLESQUE By Michelle Carr Book signing and group photo exhibition   Book signing and cocktail reception Saturday, February 23, 2008, 6 - 9 pm Photo exhibition remains op...
Posted by Selene Luna on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:58:00 PST

Contact Info/Professional Inquiries

Contact Info/Professional Inquiries: http://seleneluna.com/contact.html...
Posted by Selene Luna on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 11:07:00 PST