WARNING: MEN JUST WANT BJ’S! |
And that is just fine with me! More BJ's in '09! Whoo-hoo!
Posted by on Sat, 03 Jan 2009 11:15:00 GMT |
AN OPEN LETTER TO MISS JER BER JONES! |
Dear Jer Ber Jones,Please stop harrassing me. And please ask your fans to stop threatening me. This all started because you came into the Shakey's where I work (where I ALWAYS give you free refills ...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 02:19:00 GMT |
I AINT NO MAN AND I NEVER WAS! |
Rumors, like the people who spread them, are UGLY!No, I am not a man! And no, I have never been one! Just because a gal is not a size 2 and just because she can help a friend move a big Ikea sofa an...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 11:41:00 GMT |
JER BER: MY SISTER IN CHRIST! |
Apologies to Jer Ber Jones for my rude and insenstive comments about her. Sadly, I was abusing diet pills and Red Bull energy drink at the time. After asking myself, "What Would Jesus Do?" I now rea...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 14:36:00 GMT |
THE GROSSEST PERSON I EVER MET! |
People often ask me, "Sexy Roz, who is the grossest person you have ever met?" I would have to say Jer Ber Jones. Those of you who have had the misfortune of meeting her know exactly what I am talki...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 16:55:00 GMT |
IT'S ALREADY OVER. |
I am very sad to announce that my new career as the owner/president of a celebrity look-alike service has already come to an end. Due to several lawsuits, involving real celebrities and the Los Angel...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 20:47:00 GMT |
MY EXCITING NEW CAREER! |
After years of working for "the man" I have finally decided to take a crazy leap of faith, quit my day job and be my own boss! After much soul-searching, I have invested my entire life savings in a b...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 18:09:00 GMT |
HAIR-STERICAL & HAIR-LARIOUS! |
MY HAIR IS 100% NATURAL! The color, the curl, everything! I get so many people asking if I perm it or dye it and the answer is NO!Don't hate me because I am beautiful. LOL!Sexy Roz
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 20:37:00 GMT |
SCREW CHRISTIAN ROCK! |
I used to have "To Hell With The Devil" by Stryper as the music on my profile, but now it has been REMOVED BY THE ARTIST. Artist? Honey, Prince is an artist -- Stryper is a joke! This is why Christ...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 13:19:00 GMT |
I WAS NOT MURDERED IN NEW YORK! |
I don't know who is spreading these awful rumors, but I was not murdered while visiting The Big Apple! I am very much alive, thank you very much! And still looking for Mr. Right so send me a message...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 14:16:00 GMT |
