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Evil Monkey From Space

I'm the kind of monkey your mother warned you about!

About Me





First off, in case you were wondering, yes of course I'm a monkey! Monkeys can type too you know! Anyway, I'm a pretty average evil monkey from space. I'm planning to take over the world one day and I love yummy yellow bananas. I also like to get out sometimes and drink beer and other beverages of an alcoholic nature in order to "take the edge off" and make it easier to be evil. You see, I'm not really that evil, but I do have an image to uphold.When I'm not hitting the bars and banana stands, I usually stay at home and do monkey things. And unlike other monkeys I don't fling poo (most of the time at least), although I find it VERY humorous! If your taste in monkeys is semi-evil and from space then I'm your monkey and maybe we should be friends! And if you really want me to fling some poo, I just might...I mean, isn't that what evil monkey friends are for?!

My Interests

MY INTERESTS ARE SIMPLE: A. Yummy Yellow Bananas B. Meeting other monkeys C. Beer D. Women's Breasts E. Taking over the world


You Are Absinthe
You are a sloppy drunk, purposely so
If drinking doesn't make you feel crazy, it's not any fun
Truth be told, you tend to prefer drugs to drinking
But you'd never pass up any absinthe that came your way!

I'd like to meet:

Monkeys, baboons with firearms, apes on drugs, chimps with bad attitudes, gorrilas dressed in people costumes, people with large amounts of beer, and people dressed in gorrila costumes.

Music:

It may suprise you, but all monkeys love music! I personally have a collection of over 400 CD(s) and only one of them is by the Monkees!

Movies:

12 Monkeys, The Ape, The Ape Man, Bedtime For Bonzo, Bonzo Goes To College, Bride of the Gorilla, Dunston Checks In, The Fifth Monkey, Going Ape, Going Bananas, The Gorilla, Gorilla At Large, Gorillas in the Mist, I'm a Monkey's Uncle, King Kong, Monkeybone, Monkey Business, Monkey Hustle, Monkey Trouble, The Monkey’s Mask, The Monkey's Uncle, Tarzan - the Ape Man...you get the point.Oddly, I've never seen any of the movies I've listed. In reality, I'm more of a comedy monkey myself. If it's funny, I'm one entertained Evil Monkey!

Television:

Family Guy, Heroes, Grey's Anatomy, CSI Vegas, CSI Miami, How I Met Your Mother, Deal or No Deal, Price Is Right, South Park, Simpsons, Reno 911, The Soup, and several thousand other shows which a monkey shouldn't watch.

Books:

Ones with pages and words are the kind I like best

Heroes:






My Blog

Breakdancing for Dummies!

It was inevitable. I heard from a very reliable source... (4 women (ha ha!)... that... Breakdancing is making a comeback in 2007! You might say... "What is this break dance you speak of evi...
Posted by Evil Monkey From Space on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 05:25:00 PST

Astrocrap

I saw the news the other day while I was taking a break from plotting my takeover of the world. I know news can be disturbing...even to monkeys, but what the hell was that NASA chick thinking? Ok, so ...
Posted by Evil Monkey From Space on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 10:05:00 PST

B E E R

GULP! B U R P! (hic) Evil Monkey Out!...
Posted by Evil Monkey From Space on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 02:29:00 PST

B A N A N A S

YUM! Evil Monkey Out!
Posted by Evil Monkey From Space on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 02:27:00 PST