MY INTERESTS ARE SIMPLE:
A. Yummy Yellow Bananas
B. Meeting other monkeys
C. Beer
D. Women's Breasts
E. Taking over the world
You Are Absinthe
You are a sloppy drunk, purposely so
If drinking doesn't make you feel crazy, it's not any fun
Truth be told, you tend to prefer drugs to drinking
But you'd never pass up any absinthe that came your way!
Monkeys, baboons with firearms, apes on drugs, chimps with bad attitudes, gorrilas dressed in people costumes, people with large amounts of beer, and people dressed in gorrila costumes.
It may suprise you, but all monkeys love music! I personally have a collection of over 400 CD(s) and only one of them is by the Monkees!
12 Monkeys, The Ape, The Ape Man, Bedtime For Bonzo, Bonzo Goes To College, Bride of the Gorilla, Dunston Checks In, The Fifth Monkey, Going Ape, Going Bananas, The Gorilla, Gorilla At Large, Gorillas in the Mist, I'm a Monkey's Uncle, King Kong, Monkeybone, Monkey Business, Monkey Hustle, Monkey Trouble, The Monkey’s Mask, The Monkey's Uncle, Tarzan - the Ape Man...you get the point.Oddly, I've never seen any of the movies I've listed. In reality, I'm more of a comedy monkey myself. If it's funny, I'm one entertained Evil Monkey!
Family Guy, Heroes, Grey's Anatomy, CSI Vegas, CSI Miami, How I Met Your Mother, Deal or No Deal, Price Is Right, South Park, Simpsons, Reno 911, The Soup, and several thousand other shows which a monkey shouldn't watch.
Ones with pages and words are the kind I like best