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Drunk-Monkey

Life is too short to drink shitty beer

About Me



Retarded expert on everything beer, comix, punk, and stuff. Ask me anything and I'll pretend to know what you're talking about. Go ahead and try, it's fun. Actually; just like the name, I dig drinkin and throwin poop! Actually I am quite the astute scholar and opinionated as all hell. During my collegiate years, I threw some anarchy burgers right into the fray of Soccer Mom heaven. I didn't read what they wanted, I didn't write what they wanted, I didn't do what they wanted; so I actually got an education worth something. I still like to battle with words, listen to great music and read some mind-blowing off the wall "make me rethink everything" rherotic (Look in the comics).

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My Interests

Beer, punk, comix, beer, stout, ale, barleywine, wheat wine, hefe, porter, wee heavy, IPA, APA, pale ale

I'd like to meet:

Frank Zappa, Groucho Marx, Hunter S Thompson, Will Eisner, Henry Rollins

Music:


punk, ska, hardcore, rockabilly, psychobilly, new wave, industrial, dub, alt-country, reggae, Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, Butter 08, Pussy Galore, Devo, M.O.T.O., Mondo Topless, Sin City Disciples, ROMAN NUMERALS, Clash, Sex Pistols, The Damned, Generation X, X, Black Flag, NIN, Ministry, Vandals, NOMEANSNO, Dead Kennedys, Dead Milkmen, MC 5, Stooges, Mojo Nixon, Pixies, Nirvana, Boss Hog, Supersuckers, Johnny Cash, Hank III, Tenderloin, Tom Waits, Rancid, Operation Ivy, Social Distortion, Minor Threat, Ramones, Bad Brains, Hansen Brothers, Heavy Trash, Everclear, The Specials, Pogues, Madness, Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murphys, Bad Religion

Movies:

anime, Akira, Spirited Away, Nausicaa, Gojira, Repo Man, 12 MONKEYS, Big Lebowski, Big Trouble in Little China, Pulp Fiction, El Mariachi, Down by Law, Dead Man, Star Wars, Shawn of the Dead, Pi, Sin City, Seven Samurai, Magnificent Seven, Animal Crackers, Duck Soup, Night at the Opera, Boondock Saints, Donnie Darko, Basquiat, Ran, Throne of Blood, Being John Malkovich, Secretary, Office Space,

Television:

Alias, Lost, Monty Python, Black Adder, Young Ones, Law and Order, Battlestar Galactica, Prison Break, Daily Show, Colbert Report, mXc, Reno 911, Inked

Books:

1984, Brave New World, Stranger in a Strange Land, Fight Club, Catch 22, Lord of the Rings, Sin City, 100 Bullets, Blade of the Immortal, Akira, A Clockwork Orange, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Heroes:

Anyone who can and will do what they want to do
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My Blog

This is what it sounds like when nerds cry

Gary Gygax, Dungeons & Dragons co-creator dies at 69I guess some one failed a saving throw. ...
Posted by Drunk-Monkey on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 01:32:00 PST

Fuckin retard of the week

Goes out to the dumbshit who cut me off and slammed into the back of a cop car.Some douche in a red van comes tearing out of no where during rush hour traffic at almost a 90 degree angle to the lane I...
Posted by Drunk-Monkey on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 08:42:00 PST

out of the mouth of babes

I'm getting the kids ready for school and trying to find a matching pair of socks for Little Martini. It is the bane of my existence finding two socks that match, let alone a pair the right shade of p...
Posted by Drunk-Monkey on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 04:52:00 PST

Bring back boulevard Ten Penny Ale

I want the Ten Penny Ale brought back. I have mentioned this a couple of times on Beer Advocate over the months, and there has been consensus each time that it would be a good idea.So i made up one of...
Posted by Drunk-Monkey on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 04:15:00 PST

Brew Year's Eve is coming

From www.realbeer.comOn April 7, breweries all over America will raise a pint in celebration of the day that beer once again became legally available at the end of prohibition. While full repeal came...
Posted by Drunk-Monkey on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 03:57:00 PST

This time tomorrow...

This time tomorrow I will be in the hospital with my wife getting ready for our daughter to be brought into this world. We are both very excited, happy, and scared. This is the biggest thing to happ...
Posted by Drunk-Monkey on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 04:40:00 PST