Barbie's Myspace Profile
The Barbie Doll You Played With Has A New X-Citing Job
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You may know me from such films as:
**Barbie does Dallas I, II, and III
**Smerf U All Night Long
**One Night In Barbie
**It's Fantastic, Wrapped In Plastic
**Barbies Box of Secrets
**Barbie Got Back, Whop dat Ass
**Shaving Ken's Privates
**How Barbie Got Her Tube Packed
**101 Fornications
**The Mighty Fucks
**Sex Toy Story
**Leaking Beauty
**Black Dicks and Plastic Chicks I and II
**White Men Can't Hump
**Blown in 60 Seconds
**American Booty
**Harry Peter and the Prostitute Of Alcatraz
**Lilo and her Bitch
Why did your Barbie Doll decide to become a Porn Star??? This is her E TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY....
Why I Suck Dick For A Living.....
Hi girls, well I bet you thought you would never hear from me again, right? You played with me everyday after school, and we had so much fun together, I thought you really loved me. Remember the way you brushed my hair, dressed me up in gowns....and oh...remember that pink corvette you gave me on Christmas?
Well BITCH! You thought I was just going to lay around in the garage waiting for the next generation of spoiled girls to use and abuse me.
I have news for you....I used my perfectly manicured fingernails busted out of that plastic box, jumped out of the window and made a run for it.
How did I survive without you to brush my hair?
Well, I had many jobs. I was a doctor, dentist, teacher, veterinarian, NASCAR driver, basketball player, and even a princess! I was also a stripper on the week-ends to bring in a little extra cash.
But, my life was not perfect until I met my dream boy - Ken. After a whirlwind courtship, we married amid a sea of friends and family.
Life was perfect beyond my wildest dreams. Ken and I had a penthouse apartment in the city, where we frequently hosted chic celebrity parties, as well as a home in the country to get away from it all.
Yes...life was bliss... Then...that bliss came to a tragic hault when....I caught Ken in bed with a Bratz Doll barely out of high school! She does not even wear pink! Ken said that he wanted a newer doll-friend and that I was vintage.
I asked Ken, "How could you do it!"
He responded saying, "Hey Babe, you are just too plastic." Of course I am fucking plastic! I didn't hide the fact that I am plastic, lack cartilate, have horse hair and can't stop smiling all the time.
My life was over, after the divorce I was broke and needed to make some fast money. That is when I found my new career in porn. Let me tell you, I became the best fluffer, stuffer, licker, you name it. Jenna Jameson has nothing on me.
Barbie Video Clips
Rough Sex
Smeurfette does Gargamel
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Barbie and Ken
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This is a French Commercial for my cousine, Afgan Barbie.
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