QUAGMIRE

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hey there sexy... my name is Glen Quagmire, but my friends call me Quagmire. I live on Spooner Street. I am the coolest character on Family Guy & I'm a sex-driven man with short jet black hair, parted in the middle, I'm average height and my body somewhat of a slight build, of course very sexy too. My most noticeable physical characteristics are my enormous yet chiseled jaw and chin, and my long slender nose. I'm ALWAYS looking to score with the ladies no matter what your age day or NIGHT. I even welcome fat chicks...but you have to pay. OH! but no pre-op transvestites please. I live in Quahog, Rhode island next door to my awesome friend Peter Griffin and his fiiine sexy wife Lois..oh do i want to bang her! giiggity. I have been secretly in love with her for the longest time now. I even have pictures of her posted inside my closets..shh, just don't tell Peter. And peter's daughter Meg isn't too bad either if you ask me, i'm just waiting for the day she turns 18! OH giggity. I even had an affair with Cleveland's wife, Loretta. And I had a one time thing with Asian reporter Trisha Tackanowa...she looked like a Spanish Chic to me...OLE!! Maybe sometime I should try to score with Joe's wife, but maybe it's better I don't because Joe would prolly kick my ass. I enjoy hanging out at the drunkin' clam with my buds where they don't check for ID and neither do I. I'm always hoping to pick up a chic. I'm obsessed with sex & girls. I live for sex. I breathe sex. I am sex. I'm usually in bed by 8 and home by 11. OH! I have the strongest sex drive you will ever experience. My house may look normal from the outside, but inside it's a love shack!! I have swinger gadgets from the 60's and 70's. I even have a specialty bed complete with a mirrored ceiling, disco-like decorations & hidden buttons which reveal shagpads and other various surprises!! OH! if you're lookin' for a one time thing, i'm your man. Sorry, but no long term relationships. I'm a player, sexually perverted, and yes, I do have a feet fetish. and sadly enough I do get my penis stuck in very random places every quite so often. giggity goo. You can usually find me hanging out at strip clubs like the Fuzzy Clam (one of my personal favorites) i took Chris there once, bars, or the drunkin' clam & sometimes at home having sex or watching porn. I love peeping into women's restrooms or spying into locker rooms, or even hiding in random places where there are a bunch of girls, like say at one of Meg's sleepovers...I really get off on that. I even enjoy attending soccer games with Peter. Those soccer moms are sure fiiine pieces of ass if you ask me. heh heh. During the day I work at Quahog Airport as a pilot. I've been all around the world, and OH have I seen some beautiful women. The airport is a great place to pick up chicks because you get to choose from a whole variety. So ladies, come have sex with me and I'll show you a great time! giggity
PICK UP LINES:
"Nice Pants...Can I Test the Zipper??"
"OH! Sorry I thought that was a braille name tag"
"Nice Dress, Can I talk you out of it??"
"if i told you, you had a beautiful body...would you hold it against me?"