Movies, filmmaking, and writing. I'm fascinated by the porn industry. Especially the new generation of porn. Horror/Comedy Porn ... Who wouldn't want to fuck all the way to the grave in a fit of mad laughter? I also love comedies and stand up comedians. I have threatened to do an open mic night before I die. And I've done it, been doing it, and I'm evolving into a Zomedian of sorts!! Lick it, love it, and live for it! I love to geek on myspace although I get angry when I realize I have wasted ungodly amounts of time and accomplised nada damn thing! I love being scared! I love turning people onto new and different things, or well maybe just turning them on in general. I have a sense of humor although it eludes me during the creation of this profile. Did I mention zombies? I love zombies! Zombies anyone? I'm seriously funny, I promise, just stark raving hysterical! You have to believe me on this one. Really!! WHY WON'T YOU BELIEVE ME!!! You're just like the rest of 'em, get off my page before I sick the zombies on you! Damn kids!!I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
Comedians, Film fanatics, horror whores, and zombie followers! And people who do NOT like/love sports!! If you send me a fucking add request and you have football this or hockey that on your page, I will deny it. I won't be moved on this one. The biggest turn off in the world is a man who talks about sports.Specifically I would like to meet: 1. George Romero - (Check Romero DONE 2/23/08)1. Robin Williams 2. Lloyd Kaufman 3. Dan O'Bannon 4. Paul Thomas Anderson 5. Wes Anderson 6. Margaret Cho
Einstürzende Neubauten ~ "Sabrina "
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**Grindhouse** Return of the Living Dead Series, Romero's Living Dead Series, Undead, Dead Alive, Cemetery Man, Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things, Versus, Zombie (love the underwater zombie), Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town, Shaun of the Dead, 28 Days Later, Dawn of the Dead Remake, Evil Dead Trilogy, Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me (this movie has scared me more than any), Parents, Delicatessen, The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover, House, Demons, Demon Night, Susperia, House of 1000 Corpses, Devil's Rejects (although House of 1K was better to me), Bad Taste, American Werewolf in London, Ginger Snaps, Aliens, May, The Bad Seed, Dracula 2000, American Psycho (although the book was FAR BETTER), TX Chainsaw Massacre Series (2 is the best), Reanimator, Fright Night, Dusk til Dawn, Romper Stomper, Wild At Heart, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Stranger Than Paradise, Dead Man, Blow, Dune, Long Kiss Goodnight, Pulp Fiction, Magnolia, Royal Tennenbaums, Requiem for a Dream, City of God, City of Lost Children, Amelie, all Errol Morris documentaries (Thin Blue Line), American Beauty, and Dr. Strangelove. Ok I need to add some more and I need to be devoured and molested by hungry zombies for forgetting ... Troma (MOTHER FUCKING) Films!! I love Cannibal the Musical, Terror Firmer, Toxic Avenger, Redneck Zombies, and Tromeo and Juliet!
The Simpsons, Family Guy, King of the Hill, Welcome Back Carter, Bosom Buddies, Threes Company, Surreal World (Tammy Faye and Ron Jeremy season), Married with Children, Twilight Zone new and old, Tales From the Crypt, and last and very least Jerry Springer
Survivor, Invisible Monsters, Choke, American Psycho, and Fight Club
Anyone who has ever been to the depths of hell, made it back alive, then went back to get everyone else.