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The name’s Tim.
I’m a horrible bass player, a bush league cartoonist and growing writer. I’m always on the search for inspiration from any source. I have aspirations for publication when I compile enough work.
I have a dry, sick and sarcastic sense of humor and love to laugh. Life is just too short to bitch and complain.
I’ve been drunk enough to fight a ladder.
I don’t hate anyone, even if they deserve it. I don't want to kill you, but I just want to SHAKE THE SHIT out of you.
I view organized religion about the same way I view Elvis. It was a good idea in the beginning, but it ended up bloated and dead on the toilet. Now that isn't to say that I'm not a spiritual person on my own level, just don't push whatever you're having onto my plate.
No subject is taboo, and I’m game for anything. In fact, the stranger the subject the better the conversation.
I’m not gay, I just like yogurt.
I have come to the realization that I’m both a Marxist and a philosophical Taoist.
I’m either the biggest asshole you’ve ever met, or your best friend, and if you are lucky I will be both of them for you for the rest of your life.
I was told years ago, “Don’t be a bad guy, Noble. You don’t make a good one.†I’m still living by that today.
I’m not a homophobe, racist, sexist, pedophile, predatory stalker but I AM a 100% demented pervert with a heart of gold who would never hurt a fly. Not thinking like a predatory asshole makes me not realize that some of the things I say can be taken the wrong way, but I won’t wear kid gloves either. Take it or leave it.
Mexican beer keeps the green-banana nightmares at bay!
