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Voodoo Sugar

Where were you when Doogie Howser lost his virginity?

About Me

I WAS AT MY FRIEND'S BEDSIDE (nothing serious) IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM WITH A CAMERA (The Clown Nose Just Happened To Be In My Purse)

I'm clumsy, I'm dorky and at times I can be painfully awkward...but, I love to laugh. Sure, it's mainly nervous laughter, but that still counts. Right? My obsessions are all THINGS ZOMBIE, CLOWN, B-movies, Elsa Lanchester, violating vintage Catholic and other religious items, the glory that is the movie FRANKENHOOKER, lounging in my jammies watching cartoons, Hungry Hungry Hippos and screaming "In Your Face" and "Suck It Losers!" while kicking your ass at Uno. Part skill, part luck, all Unotastic! AND I LOVE GREAT BIG FUCKING SCARY CLOWNS! Who knew?
I never leave the house without my pocket Hungry Hungry Hippos Game

My Interests

"Ah, Well, I attended Julliard, I'm a graduate of the Harvard Business school, I travel quite extensively, I lived through the black plague and I had a pretty good time during that, I've seen the exorcist about a hundred and sixty-seven times and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it!"-BeetlejuiceZOMBIES, PHOTOGRAPHY, BILL HICKS, Eddie Izzard, Graham Norton, The Kids In The Hall, The Bride, Chatch, Jimmy James, Masuimi Max, Olivia, Trashy Vampire Novels, Taking Pictures of friends that are passed out in evening gowns, The Circus Of The Damned, David Cross, The Smiths(in chronological order)Leah Amie and Bethany, cheesy movies like Dracula's Widow and Rockula

I'd like to meet:

THE KIDS
and those who dig Fetish, Pin Up, Pop Rocks, licking things at parties, Playing the saw, Sporks, Canadians (I can't explain it-but I love them), drunken Little Indy Racing, Chatch, Hugh Hefner (I hope to meet him one day), camp & kitsch, the allure of the plastic dashboard jesus and those who enjoy proudly display their underoos

CHRISTIAN CHOPPING OFF TROY'S ARM
I LOVE THE MAXX!!!

Music:

REMY ZERO, Rickie Lee Jones (my mother loved music and Rickie was always playing during the good times and sometimes the bad, so it kinda stuck), Michael Penn, Spartan Fidelity, THE SEXIES, FAITH NO MORE, MR. BUNGLE, Marilyn Manson, XTC, James Brown, JANIS JOPLIN, Nina fucking Simone( the soul in that voice), Billie Holiday, Eartha Kitt (it's a creepy fascination), Etta James, Ella Fitzgerald, Black Crowes, THE PIXIES, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Tito And Taratula, The Flying Lizards, Concrete Blonde, Coyote Shivers, THE RAT PACK, JIM CARROLL BAND, OINGO BOINGO, Peggy Lee, JERRY LEE LEWIS (I'm just a sucker for that hillbilly), The Flying Nuetrinos, Psychefunkapus...why the fuck are you still reading this?

Movies:

SHAUN OF THE DEAD and HOT FUZZ. Actually I am pro anything Frost, Wright or Pegg. I do have a website devoted to it. queenofthefuckingzombies.com Iron Man(fuck you it fed my inner comic book nerd)!Peter Pan the live action movie, Quick Change, Five Pennies (my ovaries force me to watch Danny Kaye Movies once a month), Goonies, The Godfather (why the fuck did I fight seeing that and Gogfather II, Okay not the third one-the best part of three was when sofia lay gasping and dying-JESUS Die Already!), A Midsummer Night's Dream(Mr. Tucci), Kingpin, The Big Lebowski. Weird Science, Funny Bone, Stand By Me, The Cell(only for the eye candy-hello yummy Vincent D'onofrio), Tarantino (He always has the best fucking soundtracks), La Finta Giardinera (with the Drottingholm Court Theartre), Hedwig And The Angry Inch, Suicide Kings, The Usual Suspects, Amadeus(Tom Hulce), Peter Pan(not that Disney piece of shit), The Chipmunk Adventure, Run Lola Run, Peewee's Big Adventure, Snatch, Rockula!, Test Tube Teens From The Year 2000 (I warned you)

Television:

DEXTER, SPACED, Graham Norton, Arrested Development(genius), Weeds, Criminal Minds,and yes, I admit it...Chuck

Books:

Authors: Sir JM Barrie, Richard Matheson, Robert Bloch, Jeff Lindsay, Neil Gaiman and Oscar Wilde(Who doesn't love a bitchy queen?)

Heroes:

Why, The Greatest American Hero Of Course! I love you, Ralph!

My Blog

Its On Random

if I were a doll, the accessories packaged with me would be:A clown nose of course My Personal StashI have an irrational fear of:Mirrors (Fuck you poltergeist!) and PINK EYE! Oh and zombies, but I re...
Posted by Voodoo Sugar on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 10:34:00 PST

Gremlins

1. How long do you spend in the shower?That depends on how my person was before I entered said shower, say I'm the only survivor at some sleep away massacre, I am gonna need some time under those jets...
Posted by Voodoo Sugar on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 05:32:00 PST

SEND IN THE CLOWNS

Some of you know that I have been trying to get a clown shoot together for some time. It seems that I have been on a clown kick for the last few years. I know, creepy. DanniDoll agreed to pose for me ...
Posted by Voodoo Sugar on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:06:00 PST

Manson and a Mexican Prison

This is a Survey written by Von Frankenstein "I wrote this survey. I've seen so many that say, "40 questions you've never seen." And it's not always true. Here are 25 questions I've certainly never se...
Posted by Voodoo Sugar on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 04:31:00 PST

Candy Pants-Nerdy Boys

Nerdy BoysCandypants He goes 40 on the freewayHe plans his day 'round eBayHe'd rather watch Discovery Channel than an instant replaySteve Jobs is his swamiHe folds like origamiI want to bite his penci...
Posted by Voodoo Sugar on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 08:49:00 PST

Vegas

I won't be available for the next week. I am packing a bag and heading to Vegas for my Aunt's funeral. She was only 41. Needless to say, this is going to be one fucking horrible week. And for all my f...
Posted by Voodoo Sugar on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 07:38:00 PST