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Impossible Man

In Myspace no one can hear you scream

About Me

I'm probably mad

And I like to DANCE!

“To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.”Jack Handy

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

This Guy

Music:

I was too young to really enjoy the eighties so I try to make up for it now. And yes, I hope the eighties come back - A Flock Of Seagulls, Psychadellic Furs, Adam Ant, Talk Talk, Blondie, Genesis, The Cure, After The Fire, Animotion, Icehouse, Talking Heads, Devo, Human League, Spandau Ballet, Ultravox, OMD, Wall Of Voodoo, Siouxsie And The Banshees, Kate Bush, Frankie Goes To Hollywood, And all sorts of other stuff like: Big Bad voodoo Daddy, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Creedance Clearwater Revival, Gypsy Kings, Black Crowes, Toto, Chris Isaak, The Blasters, Michael Penn, The Flying Neutrinos, Rolling Stones, INXS, Bowie, Coyote Shivers, Concrete Blonde, Hedwig, Tito And Tarantula, RHCP, Santana, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Chris Rea, The Kinks, Jackson Five, Aretha Franklin, Four Tops, Nina Simone, The Supremes, Stevie Wonder, Paul Weller, Elvis, Marry Me Jane, The Police, Bryan Ferry, Roxy Music, Chuck Berry, Little Richard, Mamas And Papas, Beach Boys, Van Morrison, ELO, Kim Carnes, Pat Benetar, Billy Ocean, Supertramp,Madness, T-Rex, Pocket Full Of Voodoo, Wolfsheim, Billy Idol, Interpol, Killers, The Who, Peggy Lee, War, Warren Zevon, Scott Walker, the list goes on. Some of it is a bit obscure and some is very old. I like a little bit of most things.

Movies:

Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Die Hard, Clerks, Mall Rats, Dogma, Jaws,

Dark City, End Of Days, Predator, The Wedding Singer, Wedding Crashers, Dodgeball, Terminator, I robot, American Werewolf In London, Dog Soldiers, Shaun Of The Dead, From Dusk Till Dawn, Desperado, Once upon A Time In Mexico, Pulp Fiction, Resivoir Dogs, Election, Grosse Point Blank, Peter Pan, Empire Records, Hot Fuzz, The Tall Guy, King Kong - old and new, Godzilla, War Of The worlds - old, Pitch Black, Office Space, Lock Stock, Snatch, Goonies, Oceans 11, Ronin, Bubba Ho Tep, Con Air, Vampires Kiss, Sneakers, Ghostbusters, Evolution, Lake Placid, Matrix, Lethal Weapon, Back To The Future, True Romance, Swordfish, Cable Guy, eternal Sunshine, Truman, Batman, LA Story, My Blue Heaven, Sleepy Hollow, Hedwig And The Angry Inch,

My Fair Lady, The King And I, West World, Kelly's Heroes. This list goes on too, but that's all you need know about my film collection for now. It's extensive and always growing.

Television:

Friends, Coupling, Blackadder.

, Red Dwarf, X Files, MIami Vice, Magnum P.I. Dexter Ashes To Ashes

Golden Girls, Farscape, Californication

My Blog

Heroes (music video)

I watched Godzilla again last night. I still say it's a sad film, and I wish the beast could live. Anyway the film contains this song, and the DVD special features has this video. One of my favouri...
Posted by Impossible Man on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 04:50:00 PST

Werewolves Of London

By Warren ZevonI saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand, Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain. He was looking for the place called Lee Ho Fook's, Going to get a big dish of beef cho...
Posted by Impossible Man on Wed, 28 May 2008 07:02:00 PST

Wrote For Luck.

I gotta get outta here. I don't mean Myspace, I don't mean my job, my home, or my bed. Bed is one place I would love to be right now. Wrapped up, asleep, unconscious, out of my head. That's where I ha...
Posted by Impossible Man on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 08:09:00 PST

I FEEL PERFECT!

That's all I have to say.
Posted by Impossible Man on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 06:50:00 PST

The Scorpion And The Fox

A scorpion was walking along the bank of a river, wondering how to get to the other side. Suddenly he saw a fox. He asked the fox to take him on his back across the river. The fox said, "No, if I do t...
Posted by Impossible Man on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 01:33:00 PST

Stinkfist

Something has to change.Un-deniable dilemma.Boredoms not a burdenAnyone should bear.Constant over stimulation numbs meBut I wouldnt want youAny other way.Just, not enough.I need more.Nothing seems to ...
Posted by Impossible Man on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 07:35:00 PST

Friend Requests

It's unfortunate, but due to certain people trying to do their best to interfere with my life, I am unable to accept friend requests under normal circumstances.  If I know you and you find me, th...
Posted by Impossible Man on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 08:52:00 PST

daviddraftsystem

I have just encountered a profile with the problem reported earlier by Gina. Some of you guys out there have been hacked and there is coding on your pages that changes the main links on your profile -...
Posted by Impossible Man on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 12:52:00 PST

annoyed stuff in another mindless survey blog.

Current mood :: Irked. thinking about how to deal with people I don't like.Current music :: There is none playingCurrent taste :: NicotineCurrent hair :: Why am I filling this out? I've just started a...
Posted by Impossible Man on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 04:56:00 PST

Chelsea Myspace Worm/keylogger (IMPORTANT)

Reprinted. Original author: http://www.myspace.com/jacefuse I've noticed several people getting hit by this worm, so I wanted to alert everybody as to it's existance.The ChelseaMS worm is a worm that ...
Posted by Impossible Man on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 05:45:00 PST