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Slappy (By name AND reputation)

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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net**DISCLAIMER**:The following HUGE paragraph is a collection of nonsensical run-on sentences, and possibly misspelled words, that tell about the kind of person I am. If you have a few minutes to devote to reading it, by all means do so, however keep in mind that I am kinda boring and any time wasted reading this information will not be refunded if you are not satisfied with the kind of person I am (You have been fairly warned). I love to laugh. I try to make as many people laugh as I can. I'm Sarcastic, loud, obnoxious and dorky, just to name a few things. Playing dress-up is fun, I highly recommend people try it. Don't be offended if I forget your name or face, just remind me (discreetly) how I know you and we'll go from there. I am a student who attempts to work, although it proves difficult. I like presents(hint: buy me stuff). I'm the type of person who will give my buddies super sexy AND super funny lap dances for their birthday, both at the same time. I'm the type of girl who enjoys sitting home and laughing while watching TV and playing board games, dancing at a club where the music is WAY too loud, going to Disneyland solely because I wanna and play paintball/pool/bowling/darts or going to a shooting range on a first date. I'm easily amuse by shiny objects and stuff that feels pretty (velvet, silk, suede, well kept human hair, etc.) I am the type of person who goes to a movie theater with the full intention of talking and making jokes about what is going on. However, I am also the type who will go to a drive in and stay completely silent. I can watch the same movies over and over again. I am a Show Tunes Whore. I love them. I love stupid funny movie more than anything else in the world. Airplane is one of the best movies ever made. Mel Brooks should be the Greek God of forcing people to giggle at randomness and Jews (relax, I love the Jews). I'm done.

My Interests

Boys, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Girls, Music, TV, Boys, Movies, Edgar Allen POEtry, aminals, Boys, and anything else that catches my interest...oh, and did I mention boys?

I'd like to meet:



According to experts, my personality type is :
Evil Genius

Other people like me display these traits.

  • They are trekkies
  • They have been abducted by aliens
  • They like boiled cabbage
  • They sometimes pick their nose

  • Take the Ink Blot Personality Quiz at JokesUnlimited.comPlease don't come to me with your smoothest lines or propositions for me. They won't work. Also, If you came to see pictures of me naked, you will be greatly disappointed. The only pictures you're gonna see of my rack or me running around in my skivvies are pictures from the MI website or photo shoots. Sorry. I like to meet Open minded people who can deal with laughing and talking about innane shit. People who aren't afraid to get into discussions that include R rated language or situations. No Bigots, racists or closed minded idiots please. If you really want to know something about me, just ask me what you want to know. Repetitively asking me, "So, what's up?" doesn't get you anywhere. Sorry. I'm pretty nice, from what people have told me...I just don't like stupid questions that lead NO WHERE. Find out for yourself if you'd like.

    Music:

    Anything with a good beat that doesn't suck

    Movies:

    There are TOO many movies to name them all, but I'll try: Rocky Horror Picture Show (of course), Beetlegeuse, Nightmare Before Christmas, Donnie Darko, Dogma, Saving Silverman, Edward Scissorhands, Joe Dirt, Monsters Inc., Blue Collar Comedy Tour, The Original Queens of Comedy, Cheech and Chong movies, 16 Candles, Breakfast Club, St. Francisville Experiment, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Last American Virgin, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, From Dusk til Dawn, Jackie Brown, History of the World, Part I, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, The Producers (1968 AND 2005), Little Shop of Horrors, Ever After, Now and Then, Pirates of the Carribean, Cry-Baby, Without a Paddle, Les Miserables, Phantom of the Opera, Spaceballs, The Birdcage, Casino, The Waterboy, Copycat, Austin Powers Movies, Sleepy Hollow, Miss Congeniality, Tombstone, Desperado, Finding Nemo, Shrek 2, Shrek, Team America: World Police, Hot Shots, Hot Shots: Part Deux, Top Gun, Full metal Jacket, The Craft, Super Troopers, Beerfest, Foxy Brown, Shawshank Redemption, Poltergeist, Alice in Wonderland, Chicago, Once Upon a Time In Mexico, Fight Club, Seven, Spun and Many others, but I'm too tired to think of them.
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    Television:

    Family Guy, Simpsons, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Venture Brothers, Forensic Files, Scrubs, Will and Grace and anything good

    Books:

    those are those squared or rectangular objects that open up and have squiggly lines on them, huh?

    Heroes:

    Madeline Khan & Karen Walker (Will & Grace).
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    My Blog

    Yet another accident

    two dickheads trying to be funny made me lose control of my car today. I slammed into the center divider on the 10 FWY. 2 car wrecks in 3 months. Quite an accomplishment.
    Posted by Slappy (By name AND reputation) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

    My Halloween weekend

    Ok, I've been kinda busy this weekend... Friday: Becky and Marty's for an nice, quiet, leisurely gathering of those who are castmembers at midnight insanity...yeah, right.  Quiet Leisure?  A...
    Posted by Slappy (By name AND reputation) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

    LixeJournal

    I don't post too much on myspace...cuz I'm a spazz...but you can always check my LJ...I'm usually pretty up to date on that onehttp://www.livejournal.com/users/happybunny1984/...
    Posted by Slappy (By name AND reputation) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

    Car Accident

    Hey guys, I fucken totalled my car on my way back from Rocky saturday. Hit a grease spot, spun out, slammed into a guard rail, spun again and started rolling into an embancment. I'm ok aside from my k...
    Posted by Slappy (By name AND reputation) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

    this is funny

    What Is Your Best Sexual Skill? Name: Age: Sex: MaleFemaleSexuality: StraightGayBisexualFlirting Skill Level - 30%Kissing Skill Level - 19%Cudding Skill Level - 37%Sex Skill Level - 35%Why They L...
    Posted by Slappy (By name AND reputation) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

    NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA LEADER!!!

    Went to Rocky at M.I. last night and had a blast. Even though the crowd was pretty tame, I had a lot of fun yelling all my lines(and believe me I have a lot) and hearing people respond either by laug...
    Posted by Slappy (By name AND reputation) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

    There were two nuns...

    There were two nuns... One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. ...
    Posted by Slappy (By name AND reputation) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

    Boredom!!!!!!!!!

    I'm so bored I can't even think! I can't wait to go out Saturday night...I'm going to ROCKY (Like i do every saturday)!!!!! I was so sad to miss last week, I felt so guilty having to do family stuff...
    Posted by Slappy (By name AND reputation) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST