If I only had some Tofu profile picture

If I only had some Tofu

Check out my website... www.kyleburlington.com

About Me

Half Man, Half Woman, Half Potato= 100% Crazy :)

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My Interests

Photography, Music, Hanging out with friends, Drinking, and Travel

I'd like to meet:

His Holiness the Dalai Lama, The guy who beat the devil in a fiddle duel in devil went down to georgia, someone who doesn't ask me if I eat fish or cheese when I tell them I'm vegan, the gremlin at the center of the earth, the sun, a banana, a tire, a monkey wearing a fez, the ghosts of Colonel Sanders and the original Ronald McDonald and kick em in the nutsacks (strange enough if I met the BK King I would give him a hug).

Music:


The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Led Zepplin, The Rolling Stones, ACDC, Social Distortion, Skipknot, White Zombie, Marilyn Manson, Bob Marley, Tenacious D, System of a down, Slayer, NOFX, Subhumans, Bad Religion, Cab Calloway, Dead Kennedys, Iron Maiden, Nine Inch Nails, Oingo Boingo, The Adicts, Rage Against the Machine, Audioslave, B.B. King, Muddy Waters, The New York Dolls, and anything else that rocks and doesn't sound like highschool kids bitching.

Movies:

The Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Nightmare Before Christmas, This is Spinaltap, Zoolander, Almost Famous, Animal House, Old School, Swingers, One flew over the coo-coo's nest, Forest Gump, Saving Private Ryan, Spaceballs, Yellow Submarine, The Wall, A clockwork orange, Night of the living dead, evil dead,monty python and the quest for the holy grail, hell anything by Monty Python or Mel Brooks for that matter..

Television:

The Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, basically anything funny.

Books:

The Art of Happiness, How to expand Love, by His Holiness the Dalai Lama, The Dharmapada, Ask the Dust by John Fante, The Journey is the destination Dan Eldon, Alices adventures in Wonderland, by Lewis Carrol, anything by Shel Silverstein, Gregory Corso, Allen Ginsberg.

Heroes:

His Holiness the Dalai Lama, Dr. Martin Luthor King, Dan Eldon, John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Ghandi, Salvador Dali, Zach De La Rocha, Lewis Carrol,and Aquaman