Fried Green Tomaino

I love putting makeup on people. I hate putting makeup on myself on a daily basis. One exclamation point suffices in any situation. Unless I'm being sarcastic. I try my damn hardest to spell correctly. i wil use chtspk if i dnt rspct u enuf 2 bthr tryng. I hate my dad. I'm the oldest of three. I'm addicted to Bengay. I don't think you need to ask what my favorite color is. I never liked Anime. I tried. I tried like hell. Give me that much. I love being colorful. I will never wear high heels. Peggy Hill irritates the hell out of me. My favorite number is 12. Every time I paint my nails, within a day they're crappy and chipped, and that's the way I like it. I went fishing once. The fish was a baby and it was gasping to breath. I cried and threw it back. I was going to Long Beach City College for three years before I picked a real major. Hippies are full of themselves. I love grass. If I could have a Christmas Tree in my room all year, I would. I love candles but I'm too clumsy to keep one in my room. I love the smell of vanilla. I love my dad. I enjoy being happy and won't make a point of being otherwise, like so many people do. I won't date anyone who's in love with someone else. Not again. I will be no one's silver medal. I used to play Wolfenstein. I don't anymore. I'm the oldest of four if you want to be technical. I never met my aunt Catherine but I want to name my daughter after her. Ditto to my cousin Eric. I like science fiction. Pretending is awesome. It's a sign of desperation and loneliness to put up your phone number on a public forum. Sometimes people just won't agree with you. Accept it. Some people try too hard to be funny. Other people try too hard to freak others out. No one is polyamorous, just greedy. I like freaking people out but I won't go far out of my way to do it. I love tortellini, and I love peanut butter cup ice cream. But not because of the way they taste. Some people just have ugly faces. Deal with it, Ugly. My cat drools because he's missing teeth, but he still loves to chew on steak bones. I want to lose weight but I NEVER want to be skinny. When I was little my great grandmother was really sick and I prayed to God to let her live at least past Christmas day. I make the best scrambled eggs ever. I miss my footie pajamas. I'm not ashamed to admit I watch Charmed. I AM ashamed to admit I used to love NSync. I hate reality television. If you ask someone to give you head on your first date, no one's going to believe you if you say you were just "testing" them. I miss my green hair. It was important to me for reasons most of you don't understand. My great grandmother died Christmas eve of 1996. I'm addicted to IRC. I kind of miss AOL. Cutting yourself doesn't make you disturbed or dark or different or troubled or tough. It just makes you regret it later. I love flavored cream cheese. I'm not cutesie. I've never been cutesie. I'll never be cutesie. Don't expect me to be cutesie. I stole a bottle of Crystal Steak Sauce from a restaurant. I don't believe gratuity should be added into the check. I hate when commercials take a popular song and change one word to make it relate to the product. If you ever want to really, really offend me, seriously accuse me of doing drugs. Just because you disagree with someone doesn't mean you're arguing with them. I hate when people back out of debates. It makes me feel cheated. I hate George Bush. I also hate John Kerry but I voted for him anyway. I disagree with abortion but I voted for that too. I love politics and religion. I love disagreeing with people because it leads to longer conversations. I'm immature. I don't know if my ears are still pierced. I do believe in fairies, I do, I do. Is it weird that I was kind of attracted to the kid who played Peter Pan? Big boobs don't make you sexy. Being skinny doesn't make you sexy. Big girls like me can still be sexy but sometimes wearing more makes us sexier. Stop pretending you're skinny. Put on some clothes. I used to eat pomegranates off my neighbor's tree. I think scars are ugly, not cool looking, no matter where they are or where they came from. I have a passion for oatmeal raisin cookies. I do use a Myspace Tracker, and it DOES work. These are my, Crystal Tomaino's, words, not a copy/paste scam.