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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick. ~P.J. O'RourkeThe reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. ~Phyllis DillerIf you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. ~Dean MartinGolf is a good walk spoiled. ~Mark TwainI play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play. ~Joe E. LewisMark Twain A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read.