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♥ stranger than fiction ♥

That which does not kill us, makes us stranger.

About Me



My Interests


I enjoy long romantic walks next to landfills and warm spring days when you can smell the sewage heating up.

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Music:



Movies:

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Make Your Movie Wall Flixster .

Television:

Anything educational, trashy, or from my childhood. I watch obscene amounts of television.

Books:

The Dark Half, American Psycho, The Rules of Attraction, Less than Zero, Brave New World, The Stand, Sloppy Firsts, Second Helpings, Charmed Thirds, Paperback Original, Getting Over It, Running In Heels, Sati, Behaving Like Adults, The Celestine Prophecy, Little Earthquakes...

My Blog

Id rather have Tina Fey...

   So needless to say, politicians flub facts and misspeak from time to time.  Who can blame them?  With everything they have to remember and articulate, it's par for the course.&n...
Posted by ♥ stranger than fiction ♥ on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 01:27:00 PST

my new favorite show...

i really wish i had ifc and didn't have to watch this shit on youtube, but here it is to enjoy for all of my loved ones and the crazy fuckers who actually read my blog: ...
Posted by ♥ stranger than fiction ♥ on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 11:37:00 PST

Check out this video: Drunken Alex at the Waffle House

Check out this video: Drunken Alex at the Waffle Houseit's pretty funny.
Posted by ♥ stranger than fiction ♥ on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 10:43:00 PST

I call her Lucy.

So the station wagon broke down again and Kevin finally joined me on the level of "oh so fucking fed up."  we decided it was time to get a new car.  he shows up at outback while i'm working ...
Posted by ♥ stranger than fiction ♥ on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 10:11:00 PST

sex in the singular

so, i'm gearing up to go to the movies.  by myself.  when i lived in florida, i did this all the time, but since moving back to bama, i haven't had the pleasure of my own company in a dark t...
Posted by ♥ stranger than fiction ♥ on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 02:53:00 PST

my brain is rotting.

so i know that i need to get my nails done.  i had a spooky dream last night where i was pulling all of my fingernails off individually and then eating them.the dream i had the night before, i ha...
Posted by ♥ stranger than fiction ♥ on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 09:04:00 PST

michelle’s non-annual state of the union address

we're fucked.
Posted by ♥ stranger than fiction ♥ on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 05:25:00 PST

celebrating the economy

how am i commemorating gas prices being the highest they've been in my entire driving lifetime?by taking two out of town trips in a two week time span, of course!as many of you could see from my exper...
Posted by ♥ stranger than fiction ♥ on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 09:07:00 PST

my new favorite movie

Lars and the Real Girl.fucking awesome. so ryan gosling, of breaker high fame, falls in love with a realistic sex mannequin.  and the whole town rallies round him.  i was uncomfortable, del...
Posted by ♥ stranger than fiction ♥ on Sat, 31 May 2008 11:00:00 PST

show in birmingham on may 28.

i will be in the ham at the nick on may 28 for a show featuring matt hates the box and f.a.m. minus one nazty mcfucknutz, who is currently awaiting trial.  it promises to be entertaining.  a...
Posted by ♥ stranger than fiction ♥ on Fri, 23 May 2008 12:19:00 PST