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Agent Laurenge

9-0-2-1-ho (BIG BALLS)

About Me

I'm ass-tastic!
My love for Jon Stewart is slowly giving way for my love for Hugh Laurie. This body can only hold so much old man love, and Hugh Laurie's getting it allllll!
Two things I totally believe:

No one can hurt you without your consent
&
It's better to be weird than boring...

Background from Google search result ..

My Interests

♣ The Art of Toilet Paper Veils
♣ Anything with the word "ass" in it
♣ French everything (minus the cuisine)
♣ Cult Literature, Cult Movies (as in cult classics, not books and movies on actual cults -- I got a message about this, so I thought I should clarify)
♣ Being retardedishly naive without being naive at all (when you know something but refuse to believe it or choose to ignore it)
♣ Psionics
♣ Zombies
♣ Preparing for the Psionic/Zombie apocalypse
♣ Learning about Reflexology, Religions, and the Mod Subculture
♣ Pharmacology/ being a Walking Web MD
♣ Sexual Innuendo
♣ Collecting Crabs (makes great sexual innuendo!)
♣ Trying to figure out simple HTML

I'd like to meet:

Topher Grace, so I could have my way with him, anyone willing to be referred to as "my bitch," and whoever thought of putting cheese on broccoli....

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adopt your own virtual pet! ..

Music:

I listen to it. Recently I've been getting back to my roots by busting out some Soul.

Movies:

JUNO, I AM LEGEND, Lucky Number Slevin, Heathers, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Sydney White, Metropoilis, Georgia Rule, Fight Club, Beetlejuice, What Dreams May Come, The Phantom of the Opera, Serendipity, Ghost World, Soul Survivors, 10 Things I Hate About You, Vanilla Sky, A Clockwork Orange, United States of Leland, Run Lola Run, American History X, Virgin Suicides, White Oleander, Hackers, Closer, Garden State, Dot the i, Brick, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Frailty, Memento, Donnie Darko, Drop Dead Fred, Butterfly Effect, Pumpkin, The Sweetest Thing, Rules of Attraction (I heart Bret Easton Ellis!)

Television:

QUARTERLIFE (touches base on EVERYTHING that I pretend to be angsty about in my twenty something years), Californication, Heroes, The Hills

Books:

I sweet love some reading! My favorite authors are Chuck Palahniuk and Jeff Noon, but(t) I will read just about anything put in front of my face. I do not discriminate on some books.

Heroes:

Anybody who can do it to it. My heroes are people with big hearts who have enough confidence to do their own thing, whatever that may be.

My Blog

Random Late Night Mumblings....

Sooo, at one point in my life, I had decided that I didn’t like the notion of popularity and that I wanted to not be popular and that I wanted to stay away from anything or anybody popular. At ...
Posted by Agent Laurenge on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 10:11:00 PST

WTF, Mate?

I saw a sign today (You just got cool points from me if you started singing "I saw the sign" by Ace of Base) that said "Emo is Love." If emo is love, then you can say that Cambodia is fat.  SOOO ...
Posted by Agent Laurenge on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 09:17:00 PST

Gandhi was Straight Edge

I just had to do a group project on Gandhian Communalism and the Midnight Children's Conference (MCC = from Rushdie's Midnight's Children, the same guy that wrote the Satanic Verses).  For this p...
Posted by Agent Laurenge on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:15:00 PST

Fast Times at Steph’s Shower (High?)

Yeah, so, I suck at 80's references...BUT anyway.Hilarity ensued todayA) Cassie was taking them crazy pictures.  She had I don't know how many of just her lips sticking out and her mom's craaazzz...
Posted by Agent Laurenge on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 02:54:00 PST

Rules of Attraction, Cobbie Style

It's no coincidence that Bret Easton Ellis is one of my favorite authors and the namesake of this blog.Let me note that I have been going too damn crazy with blogs here lately, but it's cause when I'm...
Posted by Agent Laurenge on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 01:01:00 PST

Sweetness

So I went back to clinicals after lunch today, and guess what was there?  Roses...for me!  I was so confused about the whole ordeal at first cause I didn't know who would be sending me flowe...
Posted by Agent Laurenge on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 06:48:00 PST

People tend to reject anything that smacks of totality.

This was something said by my PoCo professor, and while, on some level, I agree, I also think that there's a simultaneous strive for totality by people as a whole -- look at subcultures:  punk, e...
Posted by Agent Laurenge on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:36:00 PST

Multiple Irritations

I have two things that I would like to bitch about:1) People who have the desire to tell me over and over about how much they hate Alabama. I'm from Alabama. It's disrespectful. It's also funny how...
Posted by Agent Laurenge on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 09:27:00 PST

Interesting, Interesting

Audra had this as a bulletin.  I found it to be pretty darn accurate (I'm a Negotiator).  Is it accurate for you?  I'm curious if just about everyone can really be categorized into one ...
Posted by Agent Laurenge on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 08:35:00 PST