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♥ A Very Bad Apple ♥

I somehow think that when my balls are slapping against your chin we're not going to be arguing the

About Me

Let's see - I'm a mother first and foremost, which means my children are my everything. If you don't get that, stop reading and go away. If you're still reading, I'm your average whatever, I don't fit into any categories very well, so I stopped trying to pinhole myself. I'm loyal, loud, opinionated, brutal, brash, I'll mock myself just as fast as I'll mock you, good at what I choose to do and better at what I do well. I eat and dress like a ten year old boy would if he lived alone and had the money to afford groceries that he could somehow purchase himself, and I'm okay with that. I sleep little, have a documented addiction to caffeine and knee socks, and want an ungodly amount of tattoos I'll never be able to afford. I don't own a cellphone or a digital camera, which sucks. I don't know how to drive, which sucks worse. I CAN drink legally though, which is often good. Sometimes I stick my head under my bathwater and scream really loudly. It helps, try it. I don't know when to shut up sometimes. I'd like to be John Coffey, and I'd like to be Church, so I could blow up the whole goddamned world with something, but at the end of the day I'm just me. If you need to know more, please ask, but learn how to spell "you" first, thanks.
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My Interests

Reading, writing, horror, art, movies, drinking, songs, the word "vagina", breathing, listening, being here, Salad Fingers, whatever's not normal, things that might get you thrown out of church, playing too many video games, staying up too late, and tattoos. If I missed anything, ask. Please.
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I'd like to meet:

The staff of Rooster Teeth, varied wrestlers, my ASWF compatriots, anyone who can tell me exactly how many licks it DOES take, people who make complete sentences, and people who've seen "Night of the Comet". Local people are good - I don't have a lot of friends here, but am willing to change that. If your idea of fun involves midgets or oil or perhaps live animals, this isn't an invite. I'm not really as much of a bastard as I pretend to be, so don't be shy. Say hey. Or something.

Music:

Varied tastes. It's all good, because I make it that way. I do however know most of the words to any crappy 80s song you've heard in a cellphone commercial, so whatever. If there's anything people think I should hear, hit me with it.

Movies:

Akira, Appleseed, Night of the Living Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Versus, Oldboy, Sleepaway Camp, Session Nine... Pretty much horror in general, things ending with the word "Dead", guns, girls, and sometimes fast cars. Gone With The Wind is a personal close to my heart favorite.

Television:

Both runs of the [adultswim] block, most anime, WWE/ECW, Cold Case Files, First 48, American Justice, Notorious, Infamous - most of it other than that is background noise.

Books:

Silent Hill Music Video - APC - Judith

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Heroes:

My children, my friends, the people who have put themselves above and beyond for the sake of my sanity, and the people I have yet to meet who will change me for the better in spite of myself.Peyton Manning, however, is not one of my heroes, despite what evil things my friends try and tell you.

My Blog

Buh?

Just so we're all aware: "Heavy Metal" is not horror. Not. Neither is "BloodRayne". Fact.  ...
Posted by - Heroin - on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 04:41:00 PST

I'm going on a rampage. I swear to fucking all that's unholy.

So. Back to the ER for us tonight. Yep. Christopher has a mono-like illness. NOT mono, just a mono-like illness. He's had a high fever the last couple of days, and one of his lymph nodes looks like so...
Posted by - Heroin - on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 08:37:00 PST

Samanfa Jolene.

Okay, I stole this, Sam, I love you... Spank me later, girlie. Once upon a time, a little girl named Sam who really really like wrestling joined an E Fed on the ASMB. Her character kicked major ass an...
Posted by - Heroin - on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 09:22:00 PST

OMFG - Grindhouse!!!!

I love B-Movies. There, I fucking said it. Now, which of you bitches is coming with me to see this? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grind_House_(film) It's a Wiki link, blow me and fucking check it out. ...
Posted by - Heroin - on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 05:29:00 PST

Oh, god, mornings, shut up.

Hate them. I know by now, in my thirty years on this earth, that they come around every so often, but dammit, they're mornings and I want to hit them with things. Eventually I'll find someone who make...
Posted by - Heroin - on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 07:56:00 PST

Miscommunication vs. Manipulation.

My daughter has the makings of a first class Machiavelli. Apparently, she told my other daughter, my mother in law, her aunt, her cousin, AND myself and my sons that she would be coming down this week...
Posted by - Heroin - on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 10:48:00 PST

'Scuse me, uh... MySpace?

CAN I PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD HAVE MY GODDAMN DOUCHECOCKIN' BULLETINS BACK, GODDAMMIT????? thank you....
Posted by - Heroin - on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 11:43:00 PST

Give me a minute, I'm about to have an orgasm.

Frank Miller. G4. Icons. March 4th. -climaxes- **** Okay, give me a second to smoke a cigarette and I'll be good. Fucking Frank Miller. I love the guy, I really do. Someone I know says they have the g...
Posted by - Heroin - on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 05:21:00 PST

Oh, and another fucking blog.

Does something about me just scream gay dude? Like, when you check my profile {not pics, just the profile} does it say HI! I'M MALE AND GAY! ? Get back to me. Seriously. I really need to know....
Posted by - Heroin - on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 10:22:00 PST

Mmm. Cheerful.

Verse:1You lie silent there before meYour tears may be nothing to meThe wind howling out the windowThe love you never gave I give to you really don't deserve itbut now there's nothing you can doSo sle...
Posted by - Heroin - on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 06:27:00 PST