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Johnny Lashes

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I write, direct, produce, shoot, and edit for Pink Lotus Entertainment, and I think my business card says I'm the vice president or something. We've done The Ho.C., Foreign Policy, My line: Girls with Daddy Issues, and the AVN nominated Horat. Everyone we've worked with has been phenomenal and we couldn't be having a better time. Drop me a line if you want to know more. Unless you are under 18. If you are under 18, kindly fuck off.I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

My Interests

Painting, drawing, HD photography, writing, postproduction, boxing, cooking, travel, billiards, weight lifting, the first amendment, squirting, the moral and philosophical ramifications of the roles violence, technology and conquest played in the evolution of human society, and fisting.

I'd like to meet:

New Talent! If you've never been in a porno movie before, but you are curious or think its for you-- we'd love to shoot you! Do NOT be shy. We are always open to helping the right people get into the business. Girls especially, but we will occasionally take a chance on a new guy.
Established Talent! Are you a totally awesome porn star that's been the industry for a while and yet hasn't worked with us yet? Do NOT be shy. Write me. We want to meet you and if we have a project that you'd be a good fit for we'd love to shoot you.
What we look for (some advice): There's a lot more to being sexy than just looking good. We love to work with the talent that genuinely enjoys what they do, and isn't counting the money in their head during a scene. Girls that can exist in the moment, are enthusiastic, naturally hyper-sexual and actually perverted will give the fans a much better scene than a beauty queen who performs like a robot. No amount of physical perfection can make an eye-rolling dead fish into a turn-on. If you are in the business for the right reasons and happen to be beautiful as well-- even better. Add to that a professional attitude, punctuality, sanity and a lack of egotistic diva BS, and you have the perfect pornstar.
Our sets are drama free, asshole free, very professional, and we pay promptly. If this sounds good to you give me a holler.

Music:

The Ramones, the Velvet Underground, Eazy E, Sublime, Dropkick Murphys, Iggy and the Stooges, Johnny Cash, Snoop Dogg, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Weezer, the Clash, Arcade Fire, The Killers, Kings of Leon, Bloc Party, The Streets, Bob Marley, Stars, Roy Orbison, Shout Out Louds, The Faint, Talib Kweli, Wolf Parade, CCR, The Libertines, Ima Robot, Most decent Mashups, The Fratellis, Journey and Beethoven.

Movies:

Horat and the Ho.C.

Television:

Anything on Discovery HD, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Family Business, BBC's the Office, The Venture Brothers, Entourage and the O.C.

Books:

Chuck Bukowski's Love is a Dog from Hell sums it up pretty well.

Heroes:

Firefighters. Our troops. Single Moms everywhere. Spiderman. And any of the girls in the business that do double anal and all that gape stuff-- I don't know how you ladies do it, but I'm glad that you do...