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Ernest Styles-Vosper

About Me

I am a Schooner Boy and heir in waiting to the secrets of the Thrills and Ruffs Gentlemen's Club. I have a brother (Fandlemere) and two sisters (Ernesdella & Fondlemein). The Styles-Vospers are an ancient line, with ties to the Saxe-Coburg royals of the early 19th century. The royal ties were unfortunately severed when a young 7 year old Florentine (my great great great grandmother) had an incident with a soiled nappy at the wedding reception of Princess Alice (Queen V's daughter).I playeth the rhythm with my trusty friends.In my spare time, I undertake the law requirements of a number of distinguished companies, however I am unable to disclose any further information.The learnings of sherry appreciation is a passion, as is the stage!

My Interests

Music, sherry, the stage, tomfoolery, Club Berrata

Music:

The Schooner Boys, The Clash, Richard Hawley, Eddie Cochran, Country Got Soul, Peter Bjorn & John, Beastie Boys, Mrs Mills and The Ovaltines.Mixed of course by my good friend DJ Martinelli.

Movies:

Kangor, Zulu, Dracula AD 1972, Westworld, Daphne - Queen of the Desert, The Longest Day, The Warriors.Anything by Quentin Tasker.

Television:

I prefer the wireless. The sight of the celebreatti plays havoc with my bowels.

Books:

'The Dangerous Book for Boys' by Conn & Hal Iggulden. Victor annual 1976

Heroes:

My learned chums....Howard, Barty and Gilbert. Lord and Lady Styles-Vosper. Harvey's Bristol Cream and Cockburns....a fine pair