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About Me

LYNDECo is the Creation of the comedy writers Matt Patrick and Matthew Alexander. Matt Patrick was a journalist in the 1980’s/ 90’s, who became best known for his articles in the Paranormal Press about his investigations into hauntings in the North of England. He has contributed to many publications since 1988, and is presently the resident literary consultant to Psychic World Monthly (London). When not writing Matt is the Bass Guitarist in the Rock Group SexyCows , and is also the creator of all the full size puppets used by the LYNDECo crew, and is the voice behind Joe Tramp and William Kirk in the Show. Matthew Alexander is a freelance writer, who studied media for three year at Newcastle College prior to starting his degree at Northumberland University. He is the stage voice behind Professor Lynde and Jim Keenan
Other members of the LYNDECo crew include Sam Victoria, who is the voice of Billy Bradshaw and Chris Anderson.
Dave Hutton who is the lead singer of SexyCows
Pauline Storey who Voices Peggy-Sue
Alex Kelly who is the voice behind Tim Bacon (Dr OO!)
The LYNDECo Crew are Joined by various other people from UK radio and TV and have helped develop many projects for both the media and music industry.
Sometimes criticized for their odd sense of humor; Matt reportedly told journalists during a German tour::
I would love to meet Tom Cruise... Well, I say 'love' but I Suspect 'like' is more the word I am looking for... Or even 'tolerate' - Yes 'TOLERATE' is closer to what I feel towards Tom!
Well! Actually 'tolerate' is probably also not quite accurate!!!
Lets just say I fight daily with the temptation of setting fire to his house!
To be fair - it’s not just Tom, but also Robbie Williams! Boy! Would I like five moments alone with that sack of used tampons.
And while we are on the subject of People with personalities as stimulating as used sanitary towels - I would dearly love to meet Lorraine Kelly and all the other yoghurt eating freaks at Breakfast Television... Then find some well-trained Orangutan with a perversion for humpback Scottish woman!
LYNDECo RULES
A Young Tom Cruise’s First Excitable Experience with a Female
From the Tom Cruise Home-Video Collection.

My Interests

We have always had an interest in Juggling. But I guess it’s more a occupational habit rather than interest!

I'd like to meet:

Oh!...yes! And I must not forget Carol Vorderman - I'd love to Kick her square in the nuts! The Dirty Skank...

Music:

SexyCows

Movies:

THE BEST LYNDECo SHIRT EVER....

Books:

THE HYLTON CASTLE GHOST
by Matthew P. Hutton:
published by Island Light Publishing.

FURTHER WORDS OF WISDOM
Edited by Matthew Hutton:
published by CON-PSY Publishing.

THE INFINITIVE COLLECTION
Anthology by Anchor Press

THE MAGIC GARDEN
By Matthew Hutton
Published by the IGOS (USA)

THROUGH MY EYES
By Julie Ness (Edited by Matthew Hutton)
Con Psy Publishing

SPIRITUAL THOUGHT
By Robert Brant (edited by Matthew Hutton)
Con Psy Publishing

THE STORY OF HELEN DUNCAN
By Alan Crossley
(Literary correspondent: Matthew Hutton)
Con Psy Publishing

A GUIDE FOR THE DEVELOPEMENT OF MEDUMSHIP
By Harry Edwards
(Literary correspondent: Matthew Hutton)
Psychic World Publishing.

My Blog

SexyCows Latest Track - FAN MADE VIDEO

The House Band for LYNDECo Television have a new song - the video was made by a fan, but we hope you enjoy it!    DO leave us your comments Yours Professor Lynde ..:namespace ...
Posted by LYNDECo Television on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 05:54:00 PST

Irish Medical Dictionary

The Irish Medical Dictionary..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />   Artery..................The study of paintings.   Bacteria................Back door to...
Posted by LYNDECo Television on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 06:10:00 PST