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The Great Pumpkin

.. I LOVE HALLOWEEN

About Me


A Big Hey-Ho to all you HALLOWEEN lovers out there... As many of you will already know, My name is Matt, but I’m also known as Professor Lynde (Evil Genius) - And around about the Halloween time - I am also known as The Great Pumpkin!!!
Halloween is the best night in year! Forget Christmas or Easter... A fat old Guy and a Rabbit! Halloween is where its at, and if you read my BLOGs you will learn WHY this is so.

Oh, and F.Y.I. I ate the Easter Rabbit!
Persona’s aside, in the real world I write for a London based newspaper called Psychic World. Prior to this I was a journalist and freelance writer for various publications and companies, including FATE (USA) Prediction (UK) TWO WORLDS (London) and The London Weekend Television Company, to name but a few. I also was a reporter for my Hometown Newspaper The GATESHEAD POST. I’m also the bass guitarist for the Punk Rock Band SexyCows – who you will find on MySpace and at www.punkrockers.com/SexyCows
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My Interests



Halloween not just another holiday – it’s a way of life!

I'd like to meet:



I would really like to meet this little cutie

I love a Good Halloween Fright!

Cute little Pumpkin. I would like to meet the guy who ate my Pecan Sandies last year!

Music:

Music? I like the classics, along with the not-so-classic! But at a push I would say that some of the best Bands still going today are The Horrorpops, The Dickies, Toy Dolls, The Misfits – and I’m quite a BIG fan of the Japanese band ????? (Shonen Knife ), and obviously The SexyCows.

Movies:

Halloween, Halloween 2, Halloween 3, Halloween 4 and so on.No wonder Frankenstein said “Grrr” all the time!

Television:

One of the funniest programs has to be Filthy Rich & Catflap, which if you have not seen it – look for it. It’s The bridge between ‘The Young Ones’ and ‘Bottom’!

Books:

Anything with the words ‘Peanuts’ or ‘Charlie Brown’ in the title.

Heroes:

Captain Hero from Drawn Together – What a Guy!
Great Pumpkin Joke
Sincere Pumpkin Patch

My Blog

Charlie the Unicorn ( the original)

Charlie the Unicorn  ( the original)  ...
Posted by The Great Pumpkin on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 06:59:00 PST

Charlie the Unicorn 2

Charlie the Unicorn 2&  If you haven't seen it already  it's Very funny! ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />  ...
Posted by The Great Pumpkin on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 06:55:00 PST

The Great Pumpkin Pie...

How to make a good Pumpkin Pie spiced with ginger and cinnamon (as if you already didn't know). INGREDIENTS: 1 1/4 cups pumpkin puree, canned or fresh 3/4 cup sugar 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon...
Posted by The Great Pumpkin on Thu, 22 May 2008 08:43:00 PST

Some Halloween Witch Jokes

Q: Why don't angry witches ride their brooms?A: They're afraid of flying off the handle! Q: What do witches put on their hair?A: Scare spray Q: How does the witch know what time it is?A: She looks at ...
Posted by The Great Pumpkin on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:53:00 PST

Some Very Poor Halloween Jokes!

Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?To improve his bite...What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?Frostbite...Why do witches use brooms to fly on?Because vacuum cleaners are too ...
Posted by The Great Pumpkin on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 02:29:00 PST

Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Pumpkins But Were Afraid To Ask!

The Great PumpkinEverything You Ever Wanted To Know About Pumpkins But Were Afraid To Ask... - Pumpkins are fruits. A pumpkin is a type of squash and is a member of the gourd family (Cucurbitacae), wh...
Posted by The Great Pumpkin on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 01:45:00 PST

Halloween Night Origins

Samhain (pronounced /sam-hay-in/ from the Old Irish samain) is the word for November in the Gaelic languages. The Scottish Gaelic spelling is Samhainn or Samhuinn (for the feast), or an t-Samhain (for...
Posted by The Great Pumpkin on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 01:39:00 PST