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Since my departure from Television Movies and all that Jazz, I have moved to a little location, not too far from Newcastle in the North East of England. I now work with some of the top minds in Britain… Well, I say Top Minds, but I guess they are cheaper than anything else… Who am I kidding; I found them bumming smokes at the local social security office. But they are loyal! Well I say loyal but that may also be a bit of an exaggeration. Stupid is a more apt description. I have even given them access to this account and I know for a fact they are both too stupid to read any of it. Thank God! They were good enough to help me obtain some cash from that pink leather-wearing whore of a niece Penelope Pittstop! God those were the days, me and those Bully Brothers against Midget freaky Gangsters. They were no big loss to the world! However, I would never introduce them to my other niece Samantha Stephens, she married a mortal caused friction in the family, but to be honest he’s always been my favourite YagAZoozy son in law. What can I tell you about JOE? I guess he’s most famous for appearing as extras in many programmes, usually inadvertently! Such as the time he appeared on Crime Watch UK struggling with a shopkeeper over a bottle of French Wine, or the time he appeared on Peeping Toms Exposed, spying on old farmer Johnson’s award winning prized sow. He later told the national newspapers that he thought it was Carol Vorderman! As you can imagine I get him to take care of some of the jobs I don’t want to get my hand dirty with, or finger prints on! JIM on the other hand, fronts one of my many Businesses, namely LYNDECo Card Shop. He owes me big time for bailing him out of so many law suits, mostly from the RSPSA , Age Concern and Save The Children. I’ve never seen a guy rip-off so many charity shops in one lifetime! I have seen him dress up as an Arab, in full regalia, demanding a 50p reduction for a box of LEGO or he will set off a bomb he had set up in the shop earlier! And it worked!!! When they let him back out of jail he claimed to reporter that Mohamed told him to do it. He fronts the SHOP LYNDECo CARDS, but the Smuck tends to buy more cards than he sells. Sadly working in the shop for the past 10 years has turned his brains to mush, and he is now so obsessed with them that I make more money from him than anyone else! He even gives them pet names. He has an autographed Dr Who card, which he refers to as his Little Sweet Dumpling. He keeps that one under his bed! I have other business to, such as a Spiritualist Emporium and Pet Emporium, but to be honest I cannot tell the difference between the two, Anyhoo, this sight is for THE SHOP LYNDECo Cards. You know you want us! We have Costume Cards, Sketch Cards, Autograph Cards and any other card related crap you could possibly want. Some of them may have been tampered with or had some autographs added to them to enhance the value, but Jim missed some of them.
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