Gary Glitter Slumber Party [2 NEW TUNES UP!!]

Micheal Jackson's Slumber party are a bastardised combination of The BeastieBoys and Goldie Lookin Chain. With shout along chorus's and hilarious lyrics they managed to fill the bottom floor of the Red Rooms with a boisterous crowd, not to mention some very amusing noise. With lyrics on poignant subjects as diverse as Jeremy Kyle and Tarter Sauce the band provide a tongue in cheek social commentary on the blander elements of modern life. This would definitely leave a lot of people either scratching their heads or shaking them in disbelief but due their sheer conviction and an unfaltering refusal to take themselves seriously, it worked.
- Newcastle Beats

"This is a story about an ordinary band. When they were made, there was something wrong with them, and they were thrown away like a piece of rubbish into an old dark storeroom. Then from outer-space, a spotty man bought them back to life with his cosmic dust. He took them to a magic cloud where Mother Nature gave them special powers. That band became Gary Glitter Slumber Party!"

"After being granted their powers (which are activated by whispering a magic word to themselves), Gary Glitter Slumber Party defended the Earth ably assisted by their alien friend Spotty, while fighting various evil plots hatched by the cowboy supervillain Texas Pete, and his two incompetant sidekicks Bulk (a strong, fat and extremely dim man) and Skeleton (a somewhat fey living/undead skeleton). When not battling them or other forces of evil, Gary Glitter Slumber Party spend their time either in their tree-house home or up on an orbiting space station whilst on Ketamine."