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Big Al

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About Me

Hi , my name's Alistair , i'm 36 but don't look or act it, i'm an orphan (although it feels silly using that word at my age) , i'm a big tall fuck at 6ft6" and i sort of roam the country working as a Audio Video Lighting Engineer.. make
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My Interests

In these times of singleton-ness , i like dicking around on the net , where i meet other saddos on here who like getting their rocks off typing shit, bragging about whatrever escapade they've got up too and reminiscing to one another. Supporting my football teams , going to the pub and getting arseholed with my mates who like getting arseholed alot. Keeping up to date with the news and attempting to get round to continue learning to play my electric bass inbetween a procession of not quite 'the one' material type birds that occupy my time and bed at random intervals and that's about it , quite modest

I'd like to meet:

i'm not fussy, but if you're a cunt , i'll tell you you are... maybe uber MILF Kate Bush

Music:

Kasabian , New Order/ Joy Division, Happy Mondays/ Black Grape, Arctic Monkeys, Ian Brown/ The stone roses, Kings of Leon, Orbital, Oasis, Death in vegas etc etc

Movies:

owt with Clint Eastwood, Sean Connery, Pacino , James Woods, Michael Caine or directed by Kubrick and John Carpenter

Television:

Match of the day, owt that Chris Morris or Steve Coogan has been involved with, not a great deal else....mind you i like mock the week, QI, Charlie Brookers Screenwipe, things that Armando Iannucci has been involved with Rik Mayall, Alexi Sayle, Top Gear , that type of thing

Books:

stuff by Hunter S Thompson , J G Ballard, George Orwell, Anthony Burgess,.... referance books , i like knowing useless trivia

Heroes:

Spratacus was a pretty cool dude , Bond and Dirty Harry aswell,.. Alex DeLarge , i like fucking the system up , it gets me off, so anybody that does that ...., john lydon , ian brown , chuck D, lads that actually have something to say without it being about their fucking trinkets

My Blog

albert r hofmann

cheers dude , god bless ya
Posted by Big Al on Sat, 03 May 2008 05:11:00 PST

moscow? fuck off commies meet the real red dawn

barcalona? who? who the fuck are they , another bunch of jumped up lets pretend we can buy every title team , fraid it doesn't work out like that , unfortunately it takes graft to want your prizes in ...
Posted by Big Al on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 06:20:00 PST

a scottish tosser in london

my boss offered me a 5 grand payrise to relocate to london this week and sort out the southern boys who are an absolute bloody shower, after about two seconds thought i agreed two major problems exis...
Posted by Big Al on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 11:11:00 PST

101 Damnations 56

nintendo wii boards , what the fuck is all that about ? get your fucking lazy arses outside you fat fucks
Posted by Big Al on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 10:10:00 PST

Gay Bar

last wednesday after man utd beat roma , i was in a slightly jolly mood , i'd begun my next new project in the southern parts or Southampton and had been split from my usual lads in order to baby sit ...
Posted by Big Al on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 02:35:00 PST

illegal immigrant

fuck it ! think i’ll just jack all this shit and get on a plane and go to the states , canada or aus and just get a job rather than slowly dying on some UK buliding site in some backwards desper...
Posted by Big Al on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 03:58:00 PST

fight club

At about midnight last night i was waiting outside a pub known as the ’hockney’ (after saltaires famous artist) with the gorgeous natallie for my pal nige the friendly dealer to get his sh...
Posted by Big Al on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 10:22:00 PST

ginger pussy

coco arrived yesterday and after some inital timid behavior  (mainly due to a load of over excited noisy kids banging around the place) she settled in quickly even going straight to the litter tr...
Posted by Big Al on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 02:50:00 PST

101 Damnations 55

..TR> 55 .random irritation these new batch of adverts on myspace that takes up half the fucking page meaning a lazy bastard like me has to scroll down past some large moving picture of models in ...
Posted by Big Al on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 08:41:00 PST

101 Damnations 52

my mind's ather active today after a spot of shopping turned into a all day session with a cronie i hadn't seen in a while since he had become a dad , inevitably i ended up back at my dealers where i ...
Posted by Big Al on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 09:13:00 PST