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Bacon and Eggs

Lifestyles of the fried and the poached.

About Me

What's up everyone. This is the official home of Bacon and Eggs. We met back in 1865 thanks to Sir William R. Smith II, despite what you may learn from ancient historical literati.
Our corporate headquarters is in Toronto, Ontario, Canada which is very nice, especially in the winter time (I don't think I need to explain the positive effects of cold on perishable produce items.) We are currently on a world tour to see as many people for breakfast as we can, which is no easy task. It has taken years of skill and tact to perfect what we have become today.
We are also trying to raise awareness of how valuable we are to a nutritious breakfast, and we always looking for people to spread the word. The best way on this is to have us in your top friends and keep the meat alive!! (and meat alternative)
We are also big in the house music scene here in Toronto, and we love all the big, small, independant artists and DJ's. We've actually partied with some of the biggest names this city has to offer! But we do not agree with the "vices" they use to party since it robs them of their appetite come morning (and we really don't like going to waste.)
Big shout outs go to Toast, O.J., Ketchup, Frying Pan, Plate, the Fork/Knife/Spoon collective, and to anyone that has supported us in the past and continues to support us today!

My Interests

Frying, sizzling, spitting burning grease at people's arms, ham, Getting fried, scrambling, sitting around the fridge for days at a time, getting laid, hanging out with a dozen friends or so.

I'd like to meet:

Eggs is all about the hot chicks. Bacon loves the greasy pigs out there.

Music:

House Music!! Those dirty sicko beats that make you trip eggs.

Movies:

Babe, Canadian Bacon, Weekend at Bernies, Son in Law, Napoleon Dynamite, Egg Sluts 7, Backdoor Baconsluts 3

Television:

The Food Network.

Books:

Betty Crocker Cookbook 1993 edition, The Glory of Eggs, The Miraculousness of Bacon

Heroes:

Ugly dudes that have hot girlfriends.