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Mick

Hello, I'm Neil. You probably don't care about me, so I'm off to kill myself.

About Me

never grew up until i was about 30, bit of a marxist, hate tabloids, hate ITV, hate SKY, love daydreaming, good comedy and the family.

My Interests

My family (not the crass BBC alleged comedy),camping, Football (yes, very original, i know)

I'd like to meet:

it's probably easier to list who i wouldn't want to meet: Any monarch past or present, Maggie Thatcher, Ian Paisley, George Bush (either of them), Rupert Murdoch, modern 'celebrities', Oliver Cromwell, fascists, nazis, materialists, homicidal axe wielding madmen etc. etc.

Music:

AC/DC, Anti-Nowhere League, Bathory, Bob Dylan, Crass, Cream, Cult, Dr Feelgood, Damned, Deep Purple, Doors, Dread Zeppelin, Elmore James, Exploited, Fields of the Nephilim, Hawkwind, Hendrix, Howlin Wolf, James, Jane's Addiction, Jefferson Airplane, Jesus & Mary Chain, Kinks, Kula Shaker, Led Zeppelin, Levellers, Miles Davis, Mingus, Mission, Motorhead, Morrissey, Muddy Waters, Neil Young, PiL, Peter Green's Fleetwood Mac (NOT the MOR tosh that's been spewing out bile since his departure),Pink Floyd, Pogues, Primal Scream, Ramones, Rolling Stones (before Ron Wood joined), SAHB, Sex Pistols, Siouxsie & the Banshees, Sisters of Mercy, Slade, Slayer, Small Faces, Stone Roses, Sweet, Syd Barrett, Venom, Yardbirds, Yes, Who

Movies:

Dr Strangelove, Holy Grail, Life of Brian, The Jerk, The Party any Laurel & Hardy film 2001

Television:

Alan Partridge, Alexei Sayle's stuff, Bagpuss, Bottom, Camberwick Green, Chigley, Chucklevision, Dick & Dom, Harry Hill, League of Gentlemen, Mr Benn, Monty Pythons Flying Circus, Moomins, One foot in the Grave, Reeves & Mortimer, Spongebob Squarepants, The comic strip presents, The Day Today, The Young Ones, Tiswas, Trumpton, most natural history programmes. Absolutely detest ITV - broadcasters of tabloid trash.

Books:

The communist manifesto by Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels, Lord of the Rings trilogy by JRR Tolkien, Catch 22 by Joseph Heller, Fathers and Sons by Ivan Turgenev, The Oddessy by Homer Frankenstein by Mary Shelley

Heroes:

Anyone who is willing to stand up and speak out against 'the system' - Jesus Christ (politically, not for cultist religions set up in his name), conscientious objectors, George Galloway, Michael Collins, Private Fraser, Guy Fawkes, Obi Wan Kenobi etc.etc.

My Blog

The fall of capitalism

Hahahahahaha, watching it crumble is such a joy. The greed upon which it was based has become cancerous and it is dying from the inside out. no need for a revolution, just revel as it squirms in its d...
Posted by Mick on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 12:22:00 PST

What a cunt..

David Jason...what a cunt.
Posted by Mick on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 12:18:00 PST

End of the universe or beginning of a new one?

This Saturday the most advanced scientific instrument ever built will be switched on in Geneva.The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) has been built to test current theories for particle physics and scientis...
Posted by Mick on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 04:00:00 PST

Father Ted captured in Bosnia

.... Presumed to have been living the high life in Las Vegas, Father Ted Crilly, formerly of Craggy Island, has been exposed as indicted war criminal Radovan Karadzic. Spokesman for the Craggy Island ...
Posted by Mick on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 03:01:00 PST

Aesthetically offensive

  And here's me thinking i was an ugly fucker. ...
Posted by Mick on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 05:52:00 PST

Kylie Minogue

"Singer Kylie Minogue has been formally appointed OBE." Why? Being an egalitarian/republican, i don't believe in such rubbish anyway, but this is surely one of the most crass appointments since Caligu...
Posted by Mick on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 02:54:00 PST

Something stupid

i just (accidentally!) stabbed my hand with a fork. the stupidest thing that i can remember having done was sitting on an electric fire. tell me something stupid you've done today and/or the stupidest...
Posted by Mick on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 02:25:00 PST

Talking of cocks...

Paul Ince - self-styled 'Guvnor' set for Blackburn Rovers manager post. Oh dear. FC Twente appoint Steve Mclaren as manager. Methinks they would have been better off appointing Malcolm McLaren....
Posted by Mick on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 06:03:00 PST

Craig David is a cock: Discuss...

Now, those of you who know me will no doubt be aware that i simply can't abide the wet whimperings of so-called R'n'B 'artists'. i refer to them as so called as i can't, for the life of me, see w...
Posted by Mick on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 04:52:00 PST

Unwanted friend requests

Now i'm quite an open-minded guy, but, something about Myspace which really grips my shit is the constant requests for friend status from sites/people peddling porn. why don't you just fuck off (pardo...
Posted by Mick on Sun, 25 May 2008 02:58:00 PST