More Funny Myspace CommentsI was born in 1295 (or sometime around then, people weren't too good with dates in those days) to Philip IV of France and Jeanne of Navarre. In 1308 I married King Edward II of England in a political marriage. We had four children, Edward (who later became king!), John, Eleanor, and Joan. While I was with my children my husband was spending time with with his 'favorates' and constantly forgot me. So in 1325 I went back to France for some chill time. There I met my beloved Roger Mortimer. It turned out that I wasn't the only one who had problems with Edward, so Roger and I had an easy time gathering an army to get rid of Edward and get England for my son. On September 21, 1326 our army arrived in England and captured Edward. My son became king, but he was only 14 so Roger and I ruled for him. But the older Edward was still around and causing trouble for my plans. So I sent some of my people to 'deal' with him. We sent him to the nastiest prisons we could find, but he still remained in decent health. So I had some of my people 'take care' of him. I couldn't let there be any scars to show there had been foulplay. I think Sir Thomas More describes it best:"On the night of 11 October (1327 AD) while lying in on a bed [the king] was suddenly seized and, while a great mattress... weighed him down, a plumber's iron, heated intensely hot, was introduced through a tube into his secret parts so that it burned the inner portions beyond the intestines."Unfortunately for me, my son didn't find it nearly as amusing as I did and he executed Roger when he came of age. I was able to live on until August 23, 1358, though not as much interesting happened from that point on. I was still royal, but I didn't get to take over any kingdoms or secretly murder anyone.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Isabella Capet
Birthday: Along, long, time age, in a galaxy far away.
Birthplace: Paris, France
Current Location: The Afterlife
Eye Color: Gold
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: About 5 foot 3 inches, which was taller in my day than it is now.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: French Royalty
The Shoes You Wore Today: My little white slippers
Your Weakness: Jewels
Your Fears: That my son will take my jewels away
Your Perfect Pizza: I don't eat pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Take over France as it's rightful Queen
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Leave me alone or else...
Thoughts First Waking Up: I want to go back to sleep!
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes, my father used to tell me they shined like the sun.
Your Bedtime: I am the Queen; I go to bed when I please!
Your Most Missed Memory: That brief time when I ruled England along side my boyfriend
Pepsi or Coke: Neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: Do you know what types of creatures live in those places?
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Choclate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: When I'm drunk
Do you Sing: See above
Do you Shower Daily: No, monthly if I have time
Have you Been in Love: Once
Do you want to go to College: No
Do you want to get Married: Never! I tried that once and it didn't work out.
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: Very much so.
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, we're very close.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Never been to one, but I'd like to
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but I'd like to
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes, I was a contestant in the Miss Hell pagaent.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, none dumps me and lives to tell of it!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: I've already crossed that bridge...
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Queen of everything
What country would you most like to Visit: France. So what if I was born there? I miss it!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 2
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