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Isabella, the Queen

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About Me


More Funny Myspace CommentsI was born in 1295 (or sometime around then, people weren't too good with dates in those days) to Philip IV of France and Jeanne of Navarre. In 1308 I married King Edward II of England in a political marriage. We had four children, Edward (who later became king!), John, Eleanor, and Joan. While I was with my children my husband was spending time with with his 'favorates' and constantly forgot me. So in 1325 I went back to France for some chill time. There I met my beloved Roger Mortimer. It turned out that I wasn't the only one who had problems with Edward, so Roger and I had an easy time gathering an army to get rid of Edward and get England for my son. On September 21, 1326 our army arrived in England and captured Edward. My son became king, but he was only 14 so Roger and I ruled for him. But the older Edward was still around and causing trouble for my plans. So I sent some of my people to 'deal' with him. We sent him to the nastiest prisons we could find, but he still remained in decent health. So I had some of my people 'take care' of him. I couldn't let there be any scars to show there had been foulplay. I think Sir Thomas More describes it best:"On the night of 11 October (1327 AD) while lying in on a bed [the king] was suddenly seized and, while a great mattress... weighed him down, a plumber's iron, heated intensely hot, was introduced through a tube into his secret parts so that it burned the inner portions beyond the intestines."Unfortunately for me, my son didn't find it nearly as amusing as I did and he executed Roger when he came of age. I was able to live on until August 23, 1358, though not as much interesting happened from that point on. I was still royal, but I didn't get to take over any kingdoms or secretly murder anyone.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Isabella Capet
Birthday: Along, long, time age, in a galaxy far away.
Birthplace: Paris, France
Current Location: The Afterlife
Eye Color: Gold
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: About 5 foot 3 inches, which was taller in my day than it is now.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: French Royalty
The Shoes You Wore Today: My little white slippers
Your Weakness: Jewels
Your Fears: That my son will take my jewels away
Your Perfect Pizza: I don't eat pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Take over France as it's rightful Queen
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Leave me alone or else...
Thoughts First Waking Up: I want to go back to sleep!
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes, my father used to tell me they shined like the sun.
Your Bedtime: I am the Queen; I go to bed when I please!
Your Most Missed Memory: That brief time when I ruled England along side my boyfriend
Pepsi or Coke: Neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: Do you know what types of creatures live in those places?
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Choclate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: When I'm drunk
Do you Sing: See above
Do you Shower Daily: No, monthly if I have time
Have you Been in Love: Once
Do you want to go to College: No
Do you want to get Married: Never! I tried that once and it didn't work out.
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: Very much so.
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, we're very close.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Never been to one, but I'd like to
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but I'd like to
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes, I was a contestant in the Miss Hell pagaent.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, none dumps me and lives to tell of it!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: I've already crossed that bridge...
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Queen of everything
What country would you most like to Visit: France. So what if I was born there? I miss it!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 2
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My Interests

Mariticide, adultery, conquest, and other wholesome activities. Oh, and playing with my pet spider:

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I'd like to meet:

Fellow royals, other historical figures, and my fanbase. I have a fanbase, right?
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Music:

Rap, metal, opera, and anything else dramatic.

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Movies:

Finding Nemo. Don't ask why. Not Braveheart. The inaccuracy makes my brain hurt! Monty Python's awsome, though.

Television:

Desperate Housewives. Before that show came on the air I had trouble identifying with people on TV. Oh, and the Simpsons, of course.
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Books:

Anything historical as long as it's not about me. And Harry Potter. I have a little crush on Lord Voldemort.

Heroes:

I don't idolize people, they idolize me.
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My Blog

Stop bashing Britney!!!

Last night I was dreadfully bored, so I tried that new television Satan gave me when I won the Mrs. Hell pagaent last month. This lovely young lady named Britney Spears was on some show called the Vid...
Posted by Isabella, the Queen on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 04:54:00 PST

Poor Paris!

Did you hear about what they're doing to Paris Hilton? It's discusting! Making such a pretty little princess go to jail! I really identify with Paris, I was once a wealthy blonde heiress, too. And I w...
Posted by Isabella, the Queen on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 04:50:00 PST

St. Patrick's day party!

MySpace Tweaks, MySpace Layouts, MySpace Images and more!Welcome to my party! Have you seen my costume?I'm sure you're hungry, here's what's for dinner:Some bread:..Turkey:..And, of course, wine:..So ...
Posted by Isabella, the Queen on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 03:18:00 PST

Isabella's arcade.

I've become addicted to online games. We had nothing like this in my day, the only fun games were the kind you won by dying after your opponet. MySpace Codes ...
Posted by Isabella, the Queen on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 12:05:00 PST

Who wants to see my son?

I found a great pic of my son, King Edward III:He doesn't really look like me... (or Edward II, but that's a different story...lol)...
Posted by Isabella, the Queen on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 04:35:00 PST

You know what I hate?

Salic law! I could've been Queen of France in my own right. I should've been Queen of France! I think I would've done quite well at it. And then my son would have been King of England and France. Sali...
Posted by Isabella, the Queen on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 12:09:00 PST