A CRAZY NIGHT WITH QUEEN ELIZABETH (DON'T SEEM SO SHOCKED) |
You ever get the feeling when you're reading the play that Queen Elizabeth hates me from the beginning. I mean I haven't yet killed her children, kinsmen, or my brother Clarence? She says I am jealou...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 16:43:00 GMT |
THE UNTOLD STORIES OF RICHARD III |
So I'm sure you have all read the play Richard III by William Shakespeare. It's a good play I reckon, but I think Shakespeare made my character a little soft. I don't blame him however, how was he su...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 21:51:00 GMT |
CLARENCE, TRULY AN IDIOT! |
My brother George, The Duke of Clarence, was an upstanding gentleman (2.1.115-120). Unfortunately, because of this fact I have no discriminating story. However, I have a story ab...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 23:51:00 GMT |
EDWARD IV ILL? REALLY? ;) |
The word around town is that my other brother, King Edward IV has fallen ill. Wow, this is news to me I say aloud. I claim to my friends it must be his evil diet with women. (1.1.140-...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 10:59:00 GMT |
MY MOTHER HATED ME BEFORE I TURNED EVIL |
Most mothers hold their babies every chance they get. They cradle their children and sing sweet lullabies to help them sleep. I was told mine scarcely held me. It was said she would ...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 10:45:00 GMT |
