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The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.15. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. 32. Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack. 41. Chuck Norris flew back in time using a secret technique taught to him by Bruce Lee. There he roundhouse kicked Leonardo da Vinci and stole his plans to a machine Leonardo has been working on his whole life.
That machine was the total gym.48. Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.56. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.58. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.63. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris 112. When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.142. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.184. Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer. captain america 1941 comic book heroChuck Norris Facts
Add to My Profile | More VideosMy fight career lasted from 1965-1970. I started off by losing my first three tournaments, but by 1966 I was almost unbeatable. Among the numerous titles I won were The National Karate Championships (1966), All-Star Championships (1966), World Middleweight Karate Championship (1967), All-American Karate Championship (1967), Internationals (1968), World Professional Middleweight Karate Championship (defeating Louis Delgado on 24 November 1968), All-American Championship (1968), National Tournament of Champions (1968), American Tang Soo Championship, and the North American Karate Championship. I've compiled a fight record of 65-5 with wins over champions Joe Lewis, Skipper Mullins, Arnold Urquidez, Ron Marchini, Victor Moore, Louis Delgado, and Steve Sanders. Of the five men to beat me, three were Allen Steen, Joe Lewis, and my last career defeat to Louis Delgado in 1968. I retired as undefeated Professional Full-Contact Middleweight Champion on January 17, 1970. (INTERESTING COMMENTARY)