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About Me

TEAM CHUCK is an exiciting and youthful group of Augustans (Augustonians? Augustanites?) dedicating thier existance to the greatness of CHUCK NORRIS .

TEAM CHUCK is quite exclusive and meant for those posessing the highest of CHUCK-like qualities.

We drink CHUCK Juice "all day like CHUCK NORRIS".

TEAM CHUCK is comprised of the following ranks ...
General CHUCK / Papa CHUCK
General CHUCK

(yes there are two ... they are our founders and by far filled with the most inner CHUCK )

Mama CHUCK / Mrs. CHUCK
Captain CHUCKles
Kernel CHUCKley
Sargeant CHUCKabee

My Interests

Being hardcore like CHUCK, partyin at Captain Chuckles CHUCK-cave

I'd like to meet:

CHUCK NORRIS

Music:

O.D. is the most talented rapper in the world. We're proud to call him Papa Chuck.

Movies:

America Home of the Brave
The Cutter
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
Bells of Innocence
The President's Man
The President's Man 2
Bruce Lee & Kung Fu Mania
Walker Texas Ranger - The Final Season
Walker Texas Ranger - Team Cherokee
Path of the Dragon
Logan's War - Bound By Honor
Chuck Norris - Private Lesson
Forest Warrior
The Immortal Masters Featured
Walker Texas Ranger - Deadly Reunion
Top Dog
Superstars of action - Chuck Norris
Bruce Lee: The Warrior Within
One Riot, One Ranger
Dying for a Smoke Featured
Walker Texas Ranger - The Complete First Season
Sidekicks
Hellbound
Deadliest Art, The - The Best of the Martial Arts Films
The Hitman
Delta Force 2
Braddock - Missing in Action 3
Hero and the Terror
The Delta Force
Firewalker
Missing in Action 2/ Missing in Action 3
Code of Silence
Invasion U.S.A.
Missing in Action 2 - The Beginning
Missing in Action
Lone Wolf McQuade
Forced Vengeance
Silent Rage
An Eye for an Eye
Slaughter in San Francisco
The Octagon
A Force of One
Good Guys Wear Black
Breaker
Return of the Dragon
Karate Cop
The Chuck Norris Collection

Books:

The Secret of Inner Strength; My Story - Chuck Norris, 1989

Against All Odds; My Story - Chuck Norris, 2004

Heroes:

CHUCK NORRIS

My Blog

DONT FUCK WITH CHUCK

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. Chuck Norris does ...
Posted by Team Chuck on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 08:51:00 PST

more chuck

Chuck Norris uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops. Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card. "One time I was with Norris in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Norris goes up to t...
Posted by Team Chuck on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 07:47:00 PST

MORE important CHUCK facts

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. Crop circles are ...
Posted by Team Chuck on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 12:11:00 PST

IMPORTANT CHUCK FACTS

Guns don't kill people. CHUCK Norris kills people. There is no theory of evolution just a list of animals CHUCK Norris allows to live. CHUCK Norris does not sleep ... he waits. The chief export of...
Posted by Team Chuck on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 11:56:00 PST